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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 24 November 1992 (22 years)
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Today, I realized that the bird I supposedly heard during the night throughout my childhood is actually the sound my mom makes when she comes. FML


I agree, your life sucks (42506) - you deserved it (3013)

On 11/12/2012 at 4:20pm - intimacy - by Heather - United States (Maryland)

Today, I walked in on my son teabagging his sister over a video game. FML


I agree, your life sucks (25223) - you deserved it (3202)

On 11/09/2012 at 7:30pm - kids - by john r.t. (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, while walking home, I really had to pee, so I decided to do my business in some high grass just off the street. When I got home, I felt an itch between my butt cheeks. I went to the bathroom to check it out, and a dead, apparently crushed spider fell out of my underwear. FML


I agree, your life sucks (20535) - you deserved it (12831)

On 11/04/2012 at 12:12pm - animals - by spiderwoman (woman) - Iceland (Gullbringusysla)

Today, I was stuck in the bathroom yelling for someone to get me toilet paper. My grandpa slips a small leaf under the door and says, "This is what I used in my day." FML


I agree, your life sucks (25675) - you deserved it (4372)

On 10/30/2012 at 10:27am - misc - by Obi1Shinobi - United States

Today, I told my daughter that she won't be going to her homecoming dance as punishment for her terrible grades. She's been crying and singing "If I Die Young" in her room for hours. At this point, I don't know if I need to call a therapist or a vocal coach. FML


I agree, your life sucks (28917) - you deserved it (9701)

On 10/15/2012 at 12:07am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Colorado)

Today, as my dad and I were leaving a store, a man asked us if we could donate to an Alzheimer's fund. My dad hates being asked for money, and so he immediately hunched over and acted like a dirty, senile old man all the way to the car. FML


I agree, your life sucks (20660) - you deserved it (1977)

On 10/12/2012 at 6:38pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I found out why my cat hasn't been coming home for regular meals. Apparently, my elderly next door neighbour has forgotten that her cat is dead and puts food out for it every morning. My cat is exploiting her by impersonating her dead cat to get better food. My cat is an asshole. FML


I agree, your life sucks (31949) - you deserved it (5174)

On 10/10/2012 at 4:43am - animals - by assholecat (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, after having bought my daughter a complete set of new school clothes, she threw a tantrum and refused to wear them. I told her she could either wear them, or go to school naked. She made if half-way down the street in the nude before I caught up and dragged her back inside. FML


I agree, your life sucks (28109) - you deserved it (9585)

On 10/05/2012 at 2:22pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Wokingham)

Today, I saw on my 17-year-old daughter's floor her "To-Do" list. What was #1? Jump in front of a moving vehicle, in hopes that Edward Cullen will use his vampire speed to save her. FML


I agree, your life sucks (32369) - you deserved it (3954)

On 10/04/2012 at 10:45pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, my boss captured a huge spider and put it in a jar on the desk in our shop. He's named it Fluffy and is threatening to fire me if I harm it. I'm horribly arachnophobic and we share that desk. FML


I agree, your life sucks (21613) - you deserved it (2328)

On 10/04/2012 at 10:02pm - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I woke up in the middle of the night to my cat meowing, with her dilated vagina in my face, giving birth to her first litter of kittens. FML


I agree, your life sucks (35981) - you deserved it (4876)

On 10/03/2012 at 12:29pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I went on a bad first date and the guy was more into it than me. I tried to scare him away by only speaking in robot voice, with robot arms. He thought it was adorable, and told me I reminded him of his mother. FML


I agree, your life sucks (13931) - you deserved it (26455)

On 10/02/2012 at 10:42am - love - by Queso Dog (woman) - Japan

Today, my 5-year-old, overweight Siberian Husky tackled me because he thought that my lipstick was food. FML


I agree, your life sucks (20097) - you deserved it (6139)

On 09/28/2012 at 6:53am - animals - by emilyhendrix0414 - United States

Today, I walked in to my apartment to see my husband sitting there with his toes painted pink. When I asked him why, he said, "I wanted to feel pretty." This is the man who is about to be the father of my child. FML

Today, I had to pay my manager $10 just to take my stalker's order so I didn't have to. FML


I agree, your life sucks (21506) - you deserved it (2206)

On 09/25/2012 at 3:08am - work - by snowbell18 (woman) - United States

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