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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 25 August 1985 (29 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 218
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About LUIGIFANXD : I am cool, yah

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Today, I work at a food joint as a chef, and a customer found a long strand of hair in her food . The manager blamd me, even though I'm bald . FML

#21117573
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43989) - you deserved it (3194)

On 04/19/2014 at 10:39pm - work - by notmine (man) - India (Delhi)

Today... one of ma employees filed a complaint against me. He claims tat I "pick on im" and make im do tings I "wouldn't do". Apparently... making im do is job and trying to convince im to wear clean clotes tat don't smell lyk garbage is considered a bad ting. FML

#20813192
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48281) - you deserved it (4152)

On 07/31/2013 at 10:15am - work - by Zatnikatel (man) - United States (Kansas)

Yesterday, one of mah cats gave birth. My other cat responded by eating the new litter in a jealous rage, then got indigestion and vomited. I had to clean looool up regurgitated kittens. FML

Today, after getting my wisdom teeth pulled, I woke up from a much needed nap realizing I should take my pain medication. My mother then told me she had thrown them out so I wouldn't get addicted and become a drug dealer. FML

#20723014
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58106) - you deserved it (3289)

On 06/13/2013 at 3:05am - health - by _Tatyana_ - United States (Pennsylvania)

2day I was fred on my second day of work after a year an a half of unemployment!! Apparently, my "tendency to solve problems instead of just accepting them made the other workers uneasy"!! FML

#20617597
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49425) - you deserved it (3270)

On 04/24/2013 at 12:55am - work - by anonymous (man) - Germany

Today, I Was On A Crowded Bus When The Woman Behind Me Vomited. The Guy Next To Her Was A Sympathy Puker. So Were 3 Other People. There Was No Room To Escape. FML

#20399062
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28724) - you deserved it (1730)

On 12/14/2012 at 7:28am - misc - by MiscHats (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Taday a customer at the Walmart I work at had a hissy fit and began throwing merchandise everywhere, including at mah face, because we r Canadian and don't have a show calld "Extreme Couponing" for "devotd shoppers" like her . FML

#20181556
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20135) - you deserved it (1522)

On 11/27/2012 at 6:46pm - work - by ohgodwhy - Canada (Ontario)

yesterday I was loudly bitchd out by someone 4 speaking in a fake British accent , to make myself ( sound sophisticatd ). I movd here two yeres ago from London. FML

Today, My Grlfriend Of 3 Months Got Mad At Me Cuz I Thought She Was Attractive. She Has An Identical Twin, And She Says If I Think She's Attractive, I Must Want Her Twin Too. FML

#20107518
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31856) - you deserved it (2178)

On 10/08/2012 at 2:36pm - love - by jack - United States (Illinois)

Today, while at my job as a hairdresser, I was giving an elderly client a perm an I thought she'd fallen asleep. She'd died. FML

#20102415
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47896) - you deserved it (2004)

On 10/05/2012 at 1:49am - work - by Anonymous - United States

2day mah swimming coach made us swim fifty laps non-stop as punishment 4 his previous class being unable to swim a drill properly . They're 8-11 year olds who r still lerening to swim . I feel like mah arms and legs r filled with lead . FML

#20041381
196 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21205) - you deserved it (1912)

On 08/25/2012 at 5:59pm - health - by blue (man) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, my apartment was robbed by my looool landlord!! Her logic? "I own the building, an therefore everything in it." That TV cost more than my rent!! FML

#19572629
270 comments

Today... like every day since my brth... looool my name is Spreme. Yeah... you probably have trouble pronouncing it correctly too.

#18227248
469 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41200) - you deserved it (3194) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 11/12/2011 at 10:42am - misc - by Nico - France

Today, I ad to explain to a woman I didn't know tat my usband was killed overseas . Se replied, "I know exactly ow you feel, my dog died last mont." FML

#17793526
202 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43866) - you deserved it (2992)

On 09/21/2011 at 3:01am - animals - by socks - United States

Today, I was arrested. The policeman threw me to the ground cuz I wouldn't answer his questions. This was after he told me I had the "right to remain silent". FML

#17227396
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36303) - you deserved it (7595)

On 07/23/2011 at 6:29am - misc - by tgd4444 (man) - Malaysia (Johor)



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