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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 14 September 1994 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 116
  • Number of comments : 23
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About LUFT : My animals are my life :)

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Today, I finally had a date, my first one in well over a year. Everything was going good, until my date asked, "Do you like cats or dogs better?" When I responded cats, my date promptly got up and left, saying, "This isn't meant to be." FML


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On 05/21/2014 at 7:05am - love - by Alone - United States (Michigan)

Today, my boyfriend ended sex by yelling, "THIS IS SPARTA!" and using his foot to push me off the bed. FML


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On 12/23/2012 at 11:55pm - intimacy - by Saradee (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was driving down a dark country road with the windows down. Suddenly, a giant barn owl flew through my side-window and smacked into my head, causing me to drive into a ditch. FML


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On 08/08/2012 at 1:59am - animals - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I sent a text message to this girl I've been flirting with for a while now saying "How about coffee?". To which she answered "Great idea, I'll go and make myself one right now". FML


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