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LTMcleod

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 24 November 1992 (24 years old)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 1477
  • Number of comments : 79
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Visits<b>ragnarok1540</b> - the 04/20/2016 at 10:24pm<b>LaprasTV</b> - the 04/15/2016 at 9:43am<b>10220706</b> - the 04/14/2016 at 8:51am<b>pokemyeyes</b> - the 02/04/2016 at 6:27pm<b>yellow33</b> - the 01/31/2016 at 8:56pm<b>maryoo7</b> - the 12/20/2015 at 5:54pm<b>dying_to_know</b> - the 11/17/2015 at 3:37pm<b>Accurate_Vision</b> - the 11/07/2015 at 8:59am<b>aliceaudrey1997</b> - the 11/03/2015 at 5:37pm<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 08/19/2015 at 12:50pm<b>HarryHirsch</b> - the 07/26/2015 at 5:48am<b>emilyjaynemarie</b> - the 06/22/2015 at 6:50am<b>rachie12435</b> - the 06/17/2015 at 7:15am<b>sp00derman</b> - the 05/28/2015 at 5:13pm<b>Bazinga_1821</b> - the 03/10/2015 at 9:36pm<b>pris0027</b> - the 01/26/2015 at 11:12pm<b>Tbear11</b> - the 11/25/2014 at 3:28pm<b>charissaoz</b> - the 11/05/2014 at 5:24pm

Fucked!<b>ragnarok1540</b> - the 10/09/2015 at 5:47am<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 08/19/2015 at 6:50pm<b>Bazinga_1821</b> - the 03/11/2015 at 2:37am

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LTMcleod's favorite FMLs

Today, while making out with my boyfriend, he started playing with my nipples. Suddenly he stops kissing me, looks at my nipples and says, "Have they always been like this? They look like joysticks!". He then started singing the Super Mario Brother's theme song and playing the game with my nipples. FML

by Anonymous / 03/14/2010 at 10:09pm / United States (California) / Intimacy

Today, I went in to a job interview with 6 other girls my age. I tried to sit down on a chair exactly like the ones every other girl was sitting on. Then, one of the interviewers offered to get me a more "sturdy" chair. For the entire interview, I got to sit in the "fat girl chair". FML

by HellaBomber91 / 02/11/2010 at 3:15pm / United States (Minnesota) / Miscellaneous

Today, my boyfriend decided to name his penis "Jesus". For the last two hours he's been continuously asking if I "want to be touched by Jesus" or will I "let Jesus in to spread his warmth." FML

by syl / 02/11/2010 at 1:18am / Canada (Alberta) / Intimacy

Today, when my boyfriend and I were becoming intimate, his cat decides to jump onto the bed and lie right in between us. He then informs me that he wanted to stop to "preserve his cat's innocence." FML

by Madagascar / 12/19/2009 at 5:18am / Australia (New South Wales) / Love

Today, I learned explosive diarrhea is real. I felt it coming and dashed into our supermarket. 10 feet in, liquid poo started spewing down my pants legs. 150 feet to go. I ran. It ran. They watched. After 15 minutes of cleaning, I slunk out. Now, I have to find a new market, maybe a new town. FML

by Anonymous / 11/24/2009 at 6:44am / United States (Alabama) / Health

Today, my husband and I were in bed when the alarm on his phone went off. He then told me that he had to 'sound the horn' and went over to his laptop. Wondering what that meant, I peered over at his laptop. It turns out hunting for mice on Facebook is more important than procreating. FML

by Phoebe / 07/18/2009 at 4:15am / Singapore / Love

Today, my 5 year old daughter thought it would be funny to wake me up by tickling my toes. I guess one of my reflexes acted out because I kicked her right in the face. FML

by badmom101 / 05/16/2009 at 7:26am / Canada (Ontario) / Kids

Today, I jokingly asked my boyfriend of one year - "why is someone as smart, funny and as handsome as you with someone like me?" he replied - "opposites attract." FML

by sprocket / 02/28/2009 at 1:55pm / Hong Kong / Love