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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 29 August 1987 (27 years)
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  • Number of visits : 68
  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Today, my parents staged an intervention because I ate a year's supply of noodles in 2 weeks. FML

Today, I was bored so I began to try to convince my boyfriend that Albert Einstein was actually African-American, and that he painted himself white so he would be accepted as a scientist. Due to his competitive nature, he replied, "I already knew that babe." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (49400) - you deserved it (8735)

On 06/25/2013 at 2:12am - misc - by anonymous - United States (Minnesota)

Today, while driving, a minivan cut me off. Pissed, I started honking and cursing. I then went ballistic when the driver waved out the window, smiling. It wasn't until I was at a stoplight that I noticed their "Honk if you love Jesus" bumper sticker. FML

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73 comments

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On 05/20/2011 at 6:07am - misc - by Max Flynn -

TODAY, I PRESSED CAPS LOCK ON MY LAPTOP AND THE KEY GOT STUCK. NOW ALL OF MY LETTERS ARE IN CAPITAL LETTERS. I HAVE TRIED EVERYTHING. FML

#15415559
253 comments

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On 03/21/2011 at 1:32pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Wiltshire)

Today, my parents told me about how they met. I'd already known they were eight years apart, but I never knew my dad started dating my mom when he was 21 and she was 13. FML

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348 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50910) - you deserved it (3610)

On 10/23/2010 at 12:01pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, it was the elections for Student Council President. I decided to be nice and vote for the only other competitor because it was her birthday. I lost by one vote. FML

#5876259
105 comments

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On 10/18/2009 at 8:25am - misc - by presidont (woman) - Switzerland

Today, I was holding a yard sale. A man came up to me and asked if he could buy a pair of red and white sneakers that I'd found in my attic and had never worn. Five bucks later, he was walking away with what I now realize was the pair of shoes signed by Michael Jordan given to me by my uncle. FML

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128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12491) - you deserved it (70530)

On 07/03/2009 at 2:30pm - misc - by capcha (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)



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