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LRiver

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You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

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You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

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LRiver's favorite FMLs

Today, I was taking a piss at a urinal when a fly started harassing me. I got so annoyed, I tried to swat it. Didn't go too well. I ended up losing control of my stream, soaking the guy beside me. He busted my face in. FML

#21445449
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15761) - you deserved it (23021)

On 07/22/2015 at 12:21pm - health - by Anonypiss (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, while on my Dad's computer, I looked through the browser history to find the name of a website I'd visited on it the other day. I soon found out he watches a staggering amount of downright frightening incest porn. I'm disturbed on so many levels. FML

#21445392
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24874) - you deserved it (3092)

On 07/22/2015 at 7:52am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was reading a picture storybook to a kindergarten kid. She could pronounce more words than me, and corrected me. I'm about triple her age. FML

#21445328
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13849) - you deserved it (23282)

On 07/22/2015 at 2:32am - kids - by thebiteof87 - Australia (Victoria)

Today, while working security at my job, for the second time, a man with Down's Syndrome entered the store, went to one of the demo computers, opened YouTube, pulled up a video of oiled women wrestling and jerked off. There is no protocol in the handbook for how to deal with this scenario. FML

Today, I was working at the local grocery store and a customer of mine, who had only bought two granola bars and was holding up my line, tried to convert me to Christianity. Out of all the people to target, she chose the shy atheist who just wanted to do her minimum wage job in peace. FML

#21445275
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23867) - you deserved it (2604)

On 07/22/2015 at 12:20am - work - by Quortney - United States

Today, I had to explain to my boss that DVI ports are not the same as HDMI ports. When I showed him the HDMI cable, he said, "Oh! You mean USB!" He's an engineering manager. FML

#21445231
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23118) - you deserved it (1462)

On 07/21/2015 at 11:02pm - work - by geek (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I attended a new class at college. It was a class to help people with Asperger's adjust to college, which my parents pushed me into taking. It was incredibly condescending and insulting, and it felt like a class for preschoolers. My parents won't let me drop the class. FML

Today, my boyfriend's dad helped me put coolant in my car. When I said I wished I could do something in return, he told me to get an abortion so I wouldn't "ruin" his son's life. When I told my boyfriend, he didn't believe me. FML

#21444969
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25721) - you deserved it (2293)

On 07/21/2015 at 11:17am - misc - by father-in-nope (woman) - United States (California)

Today, while working as a cart attendant, I found one of my coworkers on a lawn chair sipping on a Bud light in the parking lot, while we both were supposed to be working, leaving me to push carts by myself. My boss comes out to me catching my breath and tells me to work harder. FML

#21444844
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24227) - you deserved it (1683)

On 07/21/2015 at 2:05am - work - by actionboy116 (man) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, my religious friend and I ended up having wild sex in the back of his mom's minivan. We got interrupted by a priest knocking at our window. Well played God, well played. FML

#21444515
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26417) - you deserved it (7196)

On 07/20/2015 at 1:48pm - intimacy - by Marika - United States (California)

Today, I was fired from my dream job for being pregnant. Apparently, you can't teach children while growing one inside you. FML

#21444439
202 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30840) - you deserved it (2105)

On 07/20/2015 at 10:29am - work - by mrsmahdi - United States (California)

Today, I was standing on a step ladder to reach the batteries on top of my fridge so I could change the ones in my TV remote. My sister thought it would be funny to shake the ladder and see what would happen. I now have a broken leg and a TV remote with dead batteries in it. FML

#21442946
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24913) - you deserved it (1749)

On 07/17/2015 at 8:40am - misc - by damnnn - Australia

Today, my best friend told me he masturbates to my Instagram page. Thanks, I guess. FML

#21442921
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24713) - you deserved it (3250)

On 07/17/2015 at 7:00am - intimacy - by battle1 - United States (Georgia)

Today, I sent my long-distance boyfriend a heartfelt message about how much I missed him. He sent me back a picture of a Minion. FML

#21442865
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25089) - you deserved it (3207)

On 07/17/2015 at 3:04am - love - by anon - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I watched a young shop assistant try her hardest to flirt with my 20-year-old son. When he continued to be totally oblivious, she outright invited him back to her flat. When he asked, "What for?" a piece of my soul died at how completely I have failed as a father. FML

#21442690
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31424) - you deserved it (4195)

On 07/16/2015 at 6:21pm - kids - by anonymous - United Kingdom (London, City of)



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