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You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

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Today, I found out that the guy I've been sleeping with is my mom's gynecologist. FML

#21346230
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19701) - you deserved it (2383)

On 01/29/2015 at 2:18pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Michigan)

Today, I got out of the shower and walked into my living room to see my sis' and her boyfriend sitting very closely on our family's fairly large couch. I laughed and said, "Look at the happy couple." Then her now ex-boyfriend burst into tears. Turns out they'd just broken up. FML

#21345785
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20850) - you deserved it (2733)

On 01/28/2015 at 7:59pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Mississippi)

Today, I was ringing up a woman at work. I saw she'd bought a birthday cake, so I smiled and said I hope whoever it was for has a happy birthday. She looked at me in disgust, told me to mind my own business, then called me a "chucklefuck bitch". Okay then. FML

#21345551
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22293) - you deserved it (1810)

On 01/28/2015 at 10:01am - work - by retailshell (woman) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I went on my first date in over 4 years with a smoking hot guy. The big event was a trip to Target. I work at Target. He took me to my workplace for our date. And they say romance is dead. FML

Today, I had a job interview at a café. The interviewer asked me my availability and I told her that I was fully flexible. She laughed and said, "Really? That's tragic." FML

#21345516
39 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20719) - you deserved it (1890)

On 01/28/2015 at 8:09am - work - by tipmeover (woman) - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, I was talking to a girl. It was going pretty well until she said, "LOL." What's so bad about that? We weren't texting. FML

#21345280
100 comments

Today, is the blizzard. I have to go into work, my boss threatened to fire me if I didn't show up. I sent him a picture of the snow completely covering my car. He said I moved the snow there and could move it back. FML

#21345232
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21642) - you deserved it (1525)

On 01/27/2015 at 6:50pm - work - by bitchypast - United States (Maine)

Today, after I got home from a long day at work. I go inside my room and find a life-size cut out of Miley Cyrus. I don't know how it got here. I'm the only person with a key to my apartment. FML

#21345231
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23301) - you deserved it (1668)

On 01/27/2015 at 6:46pm - misc - by I'm screwed - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I shaved my beard in preparation for an important work conference. Now my dog won't stop growling and barking at me. FML

#21345020
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20957) - you deserved it (2530)

On 01/27/2015 at 10:09am - animals - by dogproblems (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I got a cute girl's number for the first time. Too bad it was because she rear ended my car. FML

#21344494
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21848) - you deserved it (2060)

On 01/26/2015 at 10:48am - misc - by Anonomous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I had a job interview. The interviewer blatantly farted as I sat down, then she sneered, "Making yourself comfortable, I see..." FML

#21344008
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26200) - you deserved it (1912)

On 01/25/2015 at 1:21pm - work - by fartje - Netherlands

Today, it's been 3 months since my dog scratched my 9 year old granddaughter after she walked over and repeatedly kicked him. My daughter has disowned me and won't let me see my own grandchildren until I have my companion of 11 years "destroyed". FML

#21343453
204 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33340) - you deserved it (2267)

On 01/24/2015 at 1:33pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - Romania (Giurgiu)

Today, my manager gave me hell for leaving the restaurant early yesterday. Guilty as charged, but only because I was rushed to the hospital after going into diabetic shock. This assmunch is convinced that I either faked it all to get off work early, or that I'd been eating our own stock. FML

#21343418
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28446) - you deserved it (1936)

On 01/24/2015 at 12:24pm - work - by Anonymous -

Today, at dinner, my downstair's neighbors described how they can listen to most of my movements, including the buzz of my phone when I text late at night. I think all of us knew it is not my phone that vibrates at that time. FML

#21343273
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27703) - you deserved it (4386)

On 01/24/2015 at 2:57am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, at dinner, my downstair's neighbors described how they can listen to most of my movements, including the buzz of my phone when I text late at night. I think all of us knew it is not my phone that vibrates at that time. FML

#21343273
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27703) - you deserved it (4386)

On 01/24/2015 at 2:57am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)



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