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About LRLguyOG : koo person to kik it with ;-D
im a good person ( when i want to be =P )
which is most of the time haha
i smile a lot cuz theres no reason not to =]
wanna chat some more?
aim me! - ogislrl
or visit my profile - www.myspace.com/lrlguyog
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Today, I was going to have sex with my Hispanic boyfriend. I wanted to turn him on, so I asked my friend how to say "fuck me" in Spanish. She claimed it was 'pollo frito'. I then had sex, constantly screaming 'pollo frito' for an hour. I later realized I was screaming "fried chicken." FML