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  • Title : Mister
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  • Number of visits : 259
  • Number of comments : 3
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About LOTRspartan : I think of myself as a friendly guy who wants to make people smile despite having a dark past. I'm definitely on the geeky side of life with not many people who want to share it with me. Oh well, you just go along life that way.

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LOTRspartan's favorite FMLs

Today, I went to dinner at my parents' house. I was going to surprise them by introducing them to my new boyfriend. They decided to surprise me too, by inviting my ex to the dinner. Everyone was surprised tonight. FML


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On 12/05/2014 at 10:35pm - love - by Michelle - United States (Maryland)

Today, my dad watched his first Lord of the Rings marathon. Now he keeps spouting lines from the movies, and thought it'd be funny to hide in my closet, just to jump out at me while screaming, "My precious!" FML


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On 06/02/2013 at 6:36pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Thurrock)

Today, I asked my dermatologist why my acne has been getting worse, despite following her directions and spending hundreds of dollars on medicine. She just shrugged and told me they can't actually cure my acne. However, they can prescribe me a bunch of stuff and hope one works. FML


I agree, your life sucks (50525) - you deserved it (5390)

On 06/02/2013 at 6:53am - health - by WtfDidIPayYouForThen - United States (Florida)

Today, while working as a lifeguard, a kid took a dump in the pool. When I told everyone to clear the pool so we could clean it, another kid promptly stared at me, stood at the shallow end right where I was standing, pulled down his trunks, and peed on my feet. FML


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On 05/30/2013 at 10:35pm - work - by heyyoitsapotato - United States

Today, I babysat a 4-year-old child for my neighbor. It seems he had diarrhea. The evidence of this is in his pants, down his leg, on the couch, on the bathroom floor, smeared on my wall, and in the shape of a brown handprint on my shirt. FML


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On 05/05/2013 at 4:49pm - kids - by Aunjy - United States (New Jersey)

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