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About LOTRspartan : I think of myself as a friendly guy who wants to make people smile despite having a dark past. I'm definitely on the geeky side of life with not many people who want to share it with me. Oh well, you just go along life that way.
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Today, my dad watched his first Lord of the Rings marathon. Now he keeps spouting lines from the movies, and thought it'd be funny to hide in my closet, just to jump out at me while screaming, "My precious!" FML
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Today, while working as a lifeguard, a kid took a dump in the pool. When I told everyone to clear the pool so we could clean it, another kid promptly stared at me, stood at the shallow end right where I was standing, pulled down his trunks, and peed on my feet. FML
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Monday 1 September 2014