LOLYLIF

Search for a member

LOLYLIF

1Fucked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Sunday 13 November 1994 (21 years old)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 5112
  • Number of comments : 73
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About LOLYLIF : I happen to have the awesome luck of having my birthday on Friday the 13th.

Pretty cool, right?

LOLYLIF's page activity

Visits<b>ClockworkPoleaxe</b> - the 12/24/2015 at 8:31pm<b>Zoldyck</b> - the 12/08/2015 at 11:31pm<b>turdoblast</b> - the 10/16/2015 at 8:22am<b>Fanimotronic</b> - the 07/06/2015 at 8:22pm<b>metoprolol23</b> - the 05/15/2015 at 2:17am<b>Ann_Onyme</b> - the 03/31/2015 at 5:41pm<b>RandomPrius</b> - the 09/08/2014 at 10:28pm<b>minioncandy</b> - the 07/08/2014 at 6:51pm<b>cnparks1990</b> - the 05/07/2014 at 8:56pm<b>crap_that_sucks</b> - the 03/28/2014 at 7:43pm<b>quetzelcoaltus</b> - the 02/21/2014 at 11:12pm<b>alexmac222</b> - the 01/27/2014 at 7:08pm<b>bugfroggy</b> - the 01/17/2014 at 3:18pm<b>rawr_ily96</b> - the 01/17/2014 at 7:41am<b></b> - the 01/10/2011 at 11:10pm<b>Ur_REmEdy</b> - the 08/16/2010 at 5:31pm<b>brianjman14</b> - the 08/14/2010 at 11:58pm<b>shirogoma</b> - the 06/19/2010 at 8:31pm

Fucked!<b>Fanimotronic</b> - the 07/07/2015 at 2:22am

LOLYLIF's FML badges

How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/

LOLYLIF's favorite FMLs

Today, I went on a date with a guy for the first time. We went to Starbucks and got coffee. We talked for a while, and we were joking and having a good time. Suddenly, he put his hand on my stomach and said, "Soon, this will be plump with my seed." FML

by creepermagnet / 04/06/2009 at 3:39pm / United States (Maryland) / Love

Today, my husband of 9 years announced he was gay. He insinuated that he was only able to achieve erections because I looked like a man. FML

by jilted / 03/21/2009 at 3:15am / United States (Missouri) / Intimacy

Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled, "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML

by RC3Welly / 03/09/2009 at 6:58pm / United States (Florida) / Intimacy