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LOLYLIF
  • Town/Country : U.S.A.
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Sunday 13 November 1994 (18 years)
  • Number of visits : 4212
  • Number of comments : 73
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About LOLYLIF : I happen to have the awesome luck of having my birthday on Friday the 13th.

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Today, I decided I would eat healthy in order to lose weight. Feeling powerful, I threw away all of the icecream in my freezer. An hour later, I picked the icecream carton out of the garbage and ate the entire half-melted carton. FML

#1774581
269 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16241) - you deserved it (85008)

On 05/09/2009 at 10:48am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I went on a date with a guy for the first time. We went to Starbucks and got coffee. We talked for a while, and we were joking and having a good time. Suddenly, he put his hand on my stomach and said, "Soon, this will be plump with my seed." FML

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872 comments

I agree, your life sucks (284923) - you deserved it (28922)

On 04/06/2009 at 3:39pm - misc - by creepermagnet (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, my husband of 9 years announced he was gay. He insinuated that he was only able to achieve erections because I looked like a man. FML

#505547
353 comments

I agree, your life sucks (322498) - you deserved it (28022)

On 03/21/2009 at 3:15am - intimacy - by jilted (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled, "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML

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1625 comments

I agree, your life sucks (471121) - you deserved it (585005)

On 03/09/2009 at 6:58pm - intimacy - by RC3Welly (man) - United States (Florida)



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