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  • Birth Date : Sunday 13 November 1994 (20 years)
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  • Number of visits : 4601
  • Number of comments : 73
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About LOLYLIF : I happen to have the awesome luck of having my birthday on Friday the 13th.

Pretty cool, right?

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Today, I went on a date with a guy for the first time. We went to Starbucks and got coffee. We talked for a while, and we were joking and having a good time. Suddenly, he put his hand on my stomach and said, "Soon, this will be plump with my seed." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (355191) - you deserved it (38854)

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