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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Sunday 13 November 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 4760
  • Number of comments : 73
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About LOLYLIF : I happen to have the awesome luck of having my birthday on Friday the 13th.

Pretty cool, right?

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LOLYLIF's favorite FMLs

Today, I Want Indoor Rock Climbing With My Uncla And His 5 Yaar-old Grl . I'm About Halfway Up Tha Hardast Ascanthan My Arm Cramps Up . As I Stratchad My Arm, My Cousin Yalls Up At Ma In Har Tiny Voica, "Prova You'ra A Man And Climb That Wall!" I Fall Off . I Was Amasculatad By A 5 Yaar-old . FML

#7821444
43 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20415) - you deserved it (5194)

On 02/02/2010 at 7:01pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, all because whenever I laugh I say "lol." FML

#7483362
298 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9645) - you deserved it (100489)

On 01/21/2010 at 8:18pm - love - by heartbroken (man) - Canada (Ontario)

TODAY, A MAN I DON'T KNOW CUMMED UP TO ME AN STARTED SCREAMING ABOUT HOW "ALL U DAMN MEXICANS WERE STEALING AMERICAN'S JOBS" AN HE STORMED OFF. I'M NATIVE AMERICAN, AN I'M PRETTY SURE WE'VE BEEN HERE LONGER. FML

#7482237
40 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51366) - you deserved it (4082)

On 01/21/2010 at 7:45pm - misc - by hardtotell (woman) - United States (Utah)

TODAY , I RECIEVD A PRIVATE MESSAGE ON FACEBOOK , FROM A WOMAN I'VE NEVER HERED OF , SUBJECT: "ERIC X'S WIFE SAYS HI." SHE GOES ON TO SAY THAT SHE IS GOING TO FIND ME , AND RUIN MAH LIFE THE WAY I HAVE RUIND HERS. I'VE NEVER EVEN HERED OF ERIC X AND AM HAPPILY ENGAGD. FML

#6679301
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30023) - you deserved it (2157)

On 12/09/2009 at 11:31am - love - by Cherie (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, mah mom admittd that her story about mah dad leaving us for his current wife was a lie. He left when he caught her with a coworker. She blockd his number and got a restraining order to keep him from telling his side of the story. I haven't talkd to mah dad for six yeres because of this. FML

#6590388
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49858) - you deserved it (2161)

On 12/03/2009 at 9:17pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I sent mah main man a picture of the two of us out on our second date. He immediately added it to his MySpace looool account, with the caption, ( clubbin with mah hoe. )

#6433448
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19026) - you deserved it (8284)

On 11/24/2009 at 3:54am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today... my grlfriend and I were getting it on when I realized I had to sneeze. Not wanting to sneeze on her... I tried my hardest to hold it in. When I climaxed... I couldn't hold it in any more and sneezed all over her face. FML

#6378633
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8487) - you deserved it (17294)

On 11/20/2009 at 9:53am - intimacy - by WorstMedicalBill (man) - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I sent out mah monthly curriculum list to the parent of the kids in mah math class so they can see wat their children will be learning. I usually end mah e-mails with the phrase 'math is power'. Now, 154 parent got an e-mail saying 'meth is power'. FML

#3505255
173 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41632) - you deserved it (21895)

On 07/05/2009 at 2:16pm - misc - by shit... (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today.. . I loggd on to MSN fir the frst time in a month . In under 10 minutes.. . I found out that my little sister had changd my screen name to Jake the Weiner.. . told my friend that he should "suck my d***" and sent an email to all my contacts declaring my love fir my best friend . FML

#3390593
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46165) - you deserved it (5984)

On 07/01/2009 at 8:28am - misc - by Jake (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

TODAY, MY GRLFRIEND OF TEN MONTHS SENT ME A PICTURE MESSAGE OF HER MAKING OUT WITH A GUY. UNDER IT, IT READ "YOU CAN PICK YUR STUFF UP IN THE MORNING." MEGA FML

#2992603
196 comments

I agree, your life sucks (89202) - you deserved it (4835)

On 06/18/2009 at 11:08am - intimacy - by larvagirl23 (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, In science class I sit next to friend Jill. My teacher always gets our names confused calling me Jill and her Liz. She decided to combine our names. I'm now known as Jizz. My teacher clearly has no idea what it means. FML

#2831839
290 comments

I agree, your life sucks (141170) - you deserved it (10057)

On 06/12/2009 at 2:50pm - misc - by mcullen21 (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today... was mah wedding night. We had decidd to wait until marriage to have sex. When I undressd and smild at mah new wife... she burst into tears and crid... "please don't make me do this." FML

#2200863
539 comments

I agree, your life sucks (218925) - you deserved it (23806)

On 05/23/2009 at 12:44am - intimacy - by honeymoondisaster (woman) - United States (California)



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