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LOL97
  • Town/Country : plymouth, us
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 26 March 1997 (14 years)
  • Number of visits : 594
  • Number of comments : 23
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 10 posted

About LOL97 : luv 2 snowboard, luv my bffs, luv my bf

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Today, I was walking down the hallway when someone opened a door, smashing it into me. The bump makes it look like I have a third boob. FML

#9158160 (200)

I agree, your life sucks (16238) - you deserved it (2468)

On 03/17/2010 at 12:16pm - health - by Ouch (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I woke up late for a very important presentation. I got dressed but forgot to wear a bra. During the presentation, I bent down to adjust a shoe strap. I rose to find that the thin straps of my blouse snapped and exposed my breasts. I gave a great presentation and a titty show. FML

#9095970 (338)

I agree, your life sucks (9199) - you deserved it (20611)

On 03/15/2010 at 2:35am - work - by exposed (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my boyfriend told me the reason he can't keep an erection while we have sex is that I'm not attractive enough. FML

#9069427 (208)

I agree, your life sucks (18389) - you deserved it (2665)

On 03/14/2010 at 9:19am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house, when I needed the loo. The door was ajar, so I walked into his bathroom, sat down, and started to pee. I then looked up to see the shocked face of his dad sitting naked in the bath. FML

#9040804 (168)

I agree, your life sucks (18341) - you deserved it (6156)

On 03/13/2010 at 4:17am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Havering)

Today, my boyfriend of 3 years left me because apparently I'm "too beautiful and he can no longer handle other guys always trying to flirt with me." FML

#8927721 (209)

I agree, your life sucks (18495) - you deserved it (4143)

On 03/08/2010 at 7:49pm - love - by dead - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my looks alone made a girl cry. FML

#8893190 (263)

I agree, your life sucks (20825) - you deserved it (3114)

On 03/07/2010 at 1:54pm - misc - by SadFace (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I received a phone call from my father asking how I spelled my name. Not only was he the parent who picked out my name, he was completely serious. FML

#8886558 (102)

I agree, your life sucks (16897) - you deserved it (1051)

On 03/07/2010 at 3:18am - misc - by crimson28 (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, my friend and I went to the park. I bet my friend I could fit into the swing that was sized for toddlers. I managed to fit in, but I couldn't get out. My friend had to call 911 to get me out. When they finally did, the fireman told me that fat ladies shouldn't try stuff like that. FML

#8883543 (129)

I agree, your life sucks (5531) - you deserved it (22018)

On 03/07/2010 at 12:41am - health - by fatlady - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I went to Starbucks to use the bathroom. After I knocked on the door, and turned the handle, this little old lady rips the door open and goes "I WAS TAKING A DUMP. YOU WANNA COME IN AND WIPE MY SHIT? DO YOU?!" and then continued to ask me the same question for five minutes. FML

#8878424 (174)

I agree, your life sucks (18528) - you deserved it (2433)

On 03/06/2010 at 9:38pm - misc - by bathroomblunder (woman) - Canada (Manitoba)

Today, I met my boyfriend's mom for the first time. She pulls out a freezer bag full of condoms and says "I have some cooler ones upstairs, if you want his penis to glow in the dark." FML

#8875479 (242)

I agree, your life sucks (15831) - you deserved it (2715)

On 03/06/2010 at 7:32pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my mother stormed into my room shouting about how I never go anywhere and then tells me to go out "NOW" and do something. As she is pushing me out the door, her boyfriend walks in. FML

#8843088 (147)

I agree, your life sucks (19307) - you deserved it (1501)

On 03/05/2010 at 10:39am - misc - by FatalxDesire599 - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, a really hot guy smacked my ass. I farted. FML

#8751188 (453)

I agree, your life sucks (33669) - you deserved it (6913)

On 03/01/2010 at 5:04pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I discovered that my abusive, obsessive, psychotic ex-boyfriend from over two years ago still has a thing for me. How did I find out? Although I've ignored him walking unnecessarily past my house for the past two months, it was hard to ignore when he fell from a tree outside my window. FML

#8704782 (229)

I agree, your life sucks (25777) - you deserved it (1564)

On 02/27/2010 at 11:30pm - love - by sacrophage (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, at my volleyball tournament I was extremely pumped to start playing so I went to take my sweats off and everybody began to stare at me then I looked down to come to realize I had no spandex on, just a thong. FML

#8698914 (192)

I agree, your life sucks (5825) - you deserved it (17231)

On 02/27/2010 at 8:11pm - misc - by volleyballgirl - United States

Today, I found out I can sneak out of my house... but not back in. FML

#8684293 (149)

I agree, your life sucks (5950) - you deserved it (25122)

On 02/27/2010 at 7:17am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)