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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 1 January 1950 (65 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 11656
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  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 16 posted

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LH0026's favorite FMLs

Today, while playing Star Wars: The Force Unleashed, my phone rang, and I instinctively tried to pick it up with the Force. I kept trying until it stopped ringing. FML


I agree, your life sucks (7216) - you deserved it (43532)

On 02/20/2010 at 2:04pm - misc - by analinguist (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, some drunk dude broke into my house while my parents were out. Scared, I asked him what he wanted, his response was "cookies." FML


Today, I was watching Star Wars : Attack of the Clones, and Yoda was using the force to move a heavy object. While in the middle of my loungeroom, I instinctively put my hand up to use the force to help him, infront of my father and sister. My sister will never let me live it down. FML


I agree, your life sucks (8259) - you deserved it (37829)

On 01/08/2010 at 2:56am - misc - by Fuzzy (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I got an email from the company that manages my cat's microchip informing me that I had to update my information that had been entered by the local Humane Society. Apparently, they listed my cat "Coral" as the owner, and me as the pet. To change it, they needed the cat's signature. FML


I agree, your life sucks (51984) - you deserved it (4237)

On 10/05/2009 at 3:23pm - animals - by APetsPet (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, my girlfriend of eight years explained to me that the Egyptian pyramids were built by aliens from Mars. I have a B.S. in Biology and an M.S. in Anthropology, and I am working on my Ph.D. She thinks I'm an irrational idiot for telling her she is wrong. FML


I agree, your life sucks (48629) - you deserved it (9839)

On 07/23/2009 at 2:13am - work - by published_anthropologist (man) - United States

Today, my friend awoke me because I was talking in my sleep. When I asked her what I was talking about she replied with, "Let's just say you were having tea with the Queen of England. And a duck. You're really good at quacking." FML


I agree, your life sucks (40273) - you deserved it (5109)

On 07/16/2009 at 10:59am - misc - by MadMax (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I sent out my monthly curriculum list to the parents of the kids in my math class so they can see what their children will be learning. I usually end my e-mails with the phrase 'math is power'. Now, 154 parents got an e-mail saying 'meth is power'. FML


I agree, your life sucks (43856) - you deserved it (22890)

On 07/05/2009 at 2:16pm - misc - by shit... (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, my mom put some bubblewrap on my desk because she thought I would have fun with it. I'm 18. It was awesome. FML


I agree, your life sucks (72241) - you deserved it (42307)

On 06/26/2009 at 2:13am - misc - by Jeweler (man) - United States (California)

Today, while reading some chemistry notes I came across the term "solid water". Completely stumped, I asked myself, "What the hell is solid water?" Then I heard my little cousin say "ice." I'm a 4th year science major in university. He still checks the closet for monsters. FML


I agree, your life sucks (29329) - you deserved it (82136)

On 06/23/2009 at 10:19am - work - by uneek14 (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I had my first appearance in a court as an attorney. I called the prosecution the prostitution. FML


I agree, your life sucks (83376) - you deserved it (23578)

On 06/11/2009 at 7:52am - work - by apav (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I had to give a presentation about Adolf Hitler. I wanted to point out he was a very good speaker, and could incite a crowd. Instead, what came out was 'Hitler's oral skills made everyone go wild with excitement" FML


I agree, your life sucks (39312) - you deserved it (64989)

On 06/01/2009 at 7:12pm - misc - by Cail (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I was feeling rebellious, I decided to procrastinate instead of studying for my really important English test tomorrow. I was having a pretty good time until I realized my idea of procrastinating was cleaning my TI-83 graphing calculator with rubbing alcohol and Q-tips. FML


I agree, your life sucks (19787) - you deserved it (51349)

On 05/19/2009 at 12:08am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, brand new cocktail dress: $300. Matching peep toe heels: $100. Getting my hair done at the salon: $80. Treating myself to a mani/pedi: $50. When finally meeting the guy I have been chatting online with for 2 months, I find out he's my cousin: priceless. FML

Today, I was bored at my job at Home Depot. I got a bar code tattoo 3 weeks ago and thought it would be funny to scan it. I'm a $5.98 160z claw hammer. FML


I agree, your life sucks (42284) - you deserved it (138795)

On 04/09/2009 at 2:03am - work - by tool (man) - United States (Nevada)

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