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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 1 January 1950 (66 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 12111
  • Number of comments : 282
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 16 posted

About LH0026 : My badge-hunting philosophy is "have no shame". Determined to get my 68 likes, one like at a time. Go ahead. Click that button.

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Visits<b>HighlandShadows</b> - the 01/07/2016 at 6:24pm<b>Kamorka</b> - the 01/04/2016 at 12:44pm<b>JZAMORA777</b> - the 12/30/2015 at 1:00pm<b>airassault</b> - the 12/26/2015 at 6:22pm<b>superuser1234</b> - the 11/27/2015 at 3:42am<b>fantasyworld</b> - the 10/29/2015 at 9:49pm<b>Dalboz</b> - the 10/14/2015 at 6:38am<b>clairelaliberte</b> - the 10/08/2015 at 7:21am<b>feeloona</b> - the 10/07/2015 at 1:04pm<b>Aedan888</b> - the 09/04/2015 at 1:44pm<b>_awwhellnaw_</b> - the 08/23/2015 at 9:59am<b>Alienfran</b> - the 08/16/2015 at 1:57pm<b>jolienepwien</b> - the 07/30/2015 at 4:32pm<b>melons</b> - the 07/22/2015 at 6:05pm<b>Mitchellbassists</b> - the 07/18/2015 at 8:12am<b>balboa_2</b> - the 07/12/2015 at 5:03am<b>belindailene</b> - the 07/06/2015 at 4:12am<b>doctor__who</b> - the 07/02/2015 at 10:44am

Fucked!<b>HighlandShadows</b> - the 01/07/2016 at 4:38am<b>Kamorka</b> - the 01/03/2016 at 8:43pm<b>Aedan888</b> - the 09/04/2015 at 7:44pm<b>_awwhellnaw_</b> - the 08/23/2015 at 3:48pm<b>melons</b> - the 07/23/2015 at 12:05am<b>Mitchellbassists</b> - the 07/18/2015 at 2:12pm<b>taladay</b> - the 06/18/2015 at 7:49pm<b>EvilTurtle</b> - the 03/01/2015 at 1:27am<b>BlondePsycho</b> - the 02/27/2015 at 5:47am<b>briang959</b> - the 02/26/2015 at 2:44pm<b>feven</b> - the 02/26/2015 at 3:34am<b>swanheart</b> - the 02/24/2015 at 8:50am<b>ChoolyBooly</b> - the 02/24/2015 at 7:13am<b>PonyButt</b> - the 02/24/2015 at 7:10am<b>patrickalamo</b> - the 01/26/2015 at 7:51am<b>goxx974</b> - the 01/24/2015 at 8:54pm<b>Lesser</b> - the 01/23/2015 at 1:19pm<b>Steve95401</b> - the 01/23/2015 at 3:12am

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LH0026's favorite FMLs

Today, I was at the doctors office after throwing up for the past week. My diagnosis? Apparently I'm the first pregnant man. After several minutes of me freaking out and him explaining how it was possible, he told me he was joking and that I'm fine, but my reaction was the best thus far. FML

by youreajoker / 11/10/2010 at 5:28am / Australia (New South Wales) / Health

Today, my sixteen year old son told me that he's following his guidance counselor's advice: to do what his hero does for a living. The problem? His hero is SpongeBob Squarepants. His ambition in life is to become a fry cook. FML

by Anonymous / 11/07/2010 at 3:15pm / Canada (Quebec) / Kids

Today, my wife changed her facebook status from "married" to "widowed". I'm scared. FML

by Anonymous / 06/02/2010 at 2:17pm / United States (Kentucky) / Love

Today, while playing Star Wars: The Force Unleashed, my phone rang, and I instinctively tried to pick it up with the Force. I kept trying until it stopped ringing. FML

by analinguist / 02/20/2010 at 2:04pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Geek

Today, some drunk dude broke into my house while my parents were out. Scared, I asked him what he wanted, his response was "cookies." FML

Today, I was watching Star Wars : Attack of the Clones, and Yoda was using the force to move a heavy object. While in the middle of my loungeroom, I instinctively put my hand up to use the force to help him, infront of my father and sister. My sister will never let me live it down. FML

by Fuzzy / 01/08/2010 at 2:56am / Australia (New South Wales) / Geek

Today, I got an email from the company that manages my cat's microchip informing me that I had to update my information that had been entered by the local Humane Society. Apparently, they listed my cat "Coral" as the owner, and me as the pet. To change it, they needed the cat's signature. FML

by APetsPet / 10/05/2009 at 3:23pm / United States (Florida) / Animals

Today, my girlfriend of eight years explained to me that the Egyptian pyramids were built by aliens from Mars. I have a B.S. in Biology and an M.S. in Anthropology, and I am working on my Ph.D. She thinks I'm an irrational idiot for telling her she is wrong. FML

by published_anthropologist / 07/23/2009 at 2:13am / United States / Work

Today, my friend awoke me because I was talking in my sleep. When I asked her what I was talking about she replied with, "Let's just say you were having tea with the Queen of England. And a duck. You're really good at quacking." FML

by MadMax / 07/16/2009 at 10:59am / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous

Today, I sent out my monthly curriculum list to the parents of the kids in my math class so they can see what their children will be learning. I usually end my e-mails with the phrase 'math is power'. Now, 154 parents got an e-mail saying 'meth is power'. FML

by shit... / 07/05/2009 at 2:16pm / United States (Georgia) / Miscellaneous

Today, my mom put some bubblewrap on my desk because she thought I would have fun with it. I'm 18. It was awesome. FML

by Jeweler / 06/26/2009 at 2:13am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

Today, while reading some chemistry notes I came across the term "solid water". Completely stumped, I asked myself, "What the hell is solid water?" Then I heard my little cousin say "ice." I'm a 4th year science major in university. He still checks the closet for monsters. FML

by uneek14 / 06/23/2009 at 10:19am / Canada (Ontario) / Work

Today, I had my first appearance in a court as an attorney. I called the prosecution the prostitution. FML

by apav / 06/11/2009 at 7:52am / Australia (New South Wales) / Work

Today, I had to give a presentation about Adolf Hitler. I wanted to point out he was a very good speaker, and could incite a crowd. Instead, what came out was 'Hitler's oral skills made everyone go wild with excitement" FML

by Cail / 06/01/2009 at 7:12pm / United States (New Jersey) / Miscellaneous

Today, I was feeling rebellious, I decided to procrastinate instead of studying for my really important English test tomorrow. I was having a pretty good time until I realized my idea of procrastinating was cleaning my TI-83 graphing calculator with rubbing alcohol and Q-tips. FML

by Anonymous / 05/19/2009 at 12:08am / Canada (British Columbia) / Miscellaneous