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LH0026

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 1 January 1950 (66 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 13112
  • Number of comments : 282
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 16 posted

About LH0026 : My badge-hunting philosophy is "have no shame". Determined to get my 68 likes, one like at a time. Go ahead. Click that button.

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Visits<b>hhcsisters</b> - the 07/01/2016 at 9:45pm<b>SurfingPichu</b> - the 06/25/2016 at 9:34pm<b>HighlandShadows</b> - the 01/07/2016 at 6:24pm<b>Kamorka</b> - the 01/04/2016 at 12:44pm<b>JZAMORA777</b> - the 12/30/2015 at 1:00pm<b>airassault</b> - the 12/26/2015 at 6:22pm<b>superuser1234</b> - the 11/27/2015 at 3:42am<b>fantasyworld</b> - the 10/29/2015 at 9:49pm<b>Dalboz</b> - the 10/14/2015 at 6:38am<b>clairelaliberte</b> - the 10/08/2015 at 7:21am<b>feeloona</b> - the 10/07/2015 at 1:04pm<b>Aedan888</b> - the 09/04/2015 at 1:44pm<b>_awwhellnaw_</b> - the 08/23/2015 at 9:59am<b>Alienfran</b> - the 08/16/2015 at 1:57pm<b>jolienepwien</b> - the 07/30/2015 at 4:32pm<b>melons</b> - the 07/22/2015 at 6:05pm<b>Mitchellbassists</b> - the 07/18/2015 at 8:12am<b>balboa_2</b> - the 07/12/2015 at 5:03am

Fucked!<b>HighlandShadows</b> - the 01/07/2016 at 4:38am<b>Kamorka</b> - the 01/03/2016 at 8:43pm<b>Aedan888</b> - the 09/04/2015 at 7:44pm<b>_awwhellnaw_</b> - the 08/23/2015 at 3:48pm<b>melons</b> - the 07/23/2015 at 12:05am<b>Mitchellbassists</b> - the 07/18/2015 at 2:12pm<b>taladay</b> - the 06/18/2015 at 7:49pm<b>EvilTurtle</b> - the 03/01/2015 at 1:27am<b>BlondePsycho</b> - the 02/27/2015 at 5:47am<b>briang959</b> - the 02/26/2015 at 2:44pm<b>feven</b> - the 02/26/2015 at 3:34am<b>swanheart</b> - the 02/24/2015 at 8:50am<b>ChoolyBooly</b> - the 02/24/2015 at 7:13am<b>PonyButt</b> - the 02/24/2015 at 7:10am<b>patrickalamo</b> - the 01/26/2015 at 7:51am<b>goxx974</b> - the 01/24/2015 at 8:54pm<b>Lesser</b> - the 01/23/2015 at 1:19pm<b>Steve95401</b> - the 01/23/2015 at 3:12am

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LH0026's favorite FMLs

Today, my mum staggered home, piss drunk. When I tried to walk her to her room, she shoved me away and cursed at me for being a "goody two-shoes". She then slurred "I fucked your mum", and informed me that my mum is a skank. That's good to know, mum. FML

by mummer11 / 11/15/2013 at 12:49pm / Ireland / Miscellaneous

Today, I put a picture of my cat on Facebook. A stranger sent me a message saying how "attractive" she was and that her eyes are "very seductive". So, basically, someone is trying to hit on my cat. FML

by meow / 10/30/2013 at 3:03am / United States / Animals

Today, I had to explain to my grandfather that Canadians aren't evil by reminding him that he's Canadian. FML

by Anonymous / 09/17/2013 at 10:21am / United States / Miscellaneous

Today, I told my boyfriend I loved him. He told me he was a dinosaur. FML

by Kit / 09/16/2013 at 7:09am / United Kingdom (Swindon) / Love

Today, my daughter, who was born in late 2000, mentioned how amazing it is that she'll be alive during the year 3000. I asked her exactly how old she thinks she'll be by then. She said, "Thirty, duh." I've screwed up as a parent, so very badly. FML

by Anonymous / 08/06/2013 at 11:19am / United States (Arkansas) / Kids

Today, I had my first wet dream. I woke up sweating and soaking wet. Too bad I dreamed about having intense sex with a cardboard box. FML

by Anonymous / 07/31/2013 at 12:28pm / Belgium (West-Vlaanderen) / Intimacy

Today, I was babysitting a kid for the first time. She asked if she could watch a movie, so I downloaded Cinderella for her. An hour later, this 10-year-old girl was lecturing me about unrealistic standards of beauty and abusive relationships, and how I suck for liking the movie. FML

by Anonymous / 07/27/2013 at 1:51pm / Finland / Kids

Today, I started doing it again. I'd given up for years, but when I saw the pack I just couldn't help myself. One taste was enough to make me finish off the whole pack. Nobody knows that I've fallen off the wagon and I'm so ashamed of myself. Today, I began eating my cat's biscuits again. FML

by Aliiiice / 07/16/2013 at 9:18am / France (Haute-Normandie) / Health

Today, I was marking exams. I then had to explain to many of the students that (a) pigs are not aquatic animals and (b) sharks do not have lungs. These are university students. FML

by lame-o-prof / 07/15/2013 at 5:14pm / Canada (Alberta) / Work

Today, my girlfriend of six weeks dumped me when she learned that Macedonia, where I was born, is in Europe. Apparently, she thought that I was "Asian" and she doesn't want to date a "white guy." Yeah, I'm totally confused too. FML

by WTF / 07/14/2013 at 4:08pm / United States (Michigan) / Love

Today, my five-year-old daughter called the police to report her stolen nose. FML

by nosestealer / 07/07/2013 at 5:57pm / Canada (Ontario) / Kids

Today, I had a dream about marrying Hitler. I've had this same dream three times now. My subconscious is starting to scare me. FML

by Anonymous / 07/06/2013 at 3:11am / United States (California) / Transportation

Today, I found out my old DVD player is jealous of my Blu-ray player. It fell from the top of my closet and hit me in the head. FML

by Anonymous / 06/26/2013 at 2:57am / United States (Tennessee) / Miscellaneous

Today, my grandparents went around bragging to people that I'm taking my STD test. They meant to say SAT. FML

by Anonymous / 06/17/2013 at 1:52pm / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous

Today, I was using a public toilet, when someone in the next stall reached under, grabbed at my low-hanging toilet paper and pulled at it at an insane speed, whispering some kind of weird chant. Then he suddenly stopped, screamed, and ran out. What the hell happened in there? FML

by Anonymous / 06/13/2013 at 12:01pm / United States (Minnesota) / Miscellaneous