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Today, my mother used global warming as an excuse for not remembering my birthday. FML
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On 02/10/2012 at 4:07pm - misc - by Anonymous - Belgium (Brabant Wallon)
Today, my mom was freaking out about me handling a CD-ROM with my bare hands. When I asked her what all the commotion was about, she said she was worried that I would catch "one of those computer viruses" she'd heard about on the news. FML
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On 02/02/2012 at 6:32am - misc - by aliezzedine (man) - Lebanon
Today, I was making breakfast. My microwave door was already open, but I couldn't figure that out so I kept pressing the button. According to Einstein, I'm now insane. FML
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On 01/25/2012 at 10:54am - health - by lol - Canada (Alberta)
Today, my toaster scared me. Again. FML
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On 01/12/2012 at 11:33am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Armagh)
Today, I found out my boyfriend is cheating on me with a woman twice my age. I'm 32. FML
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On 11/26/2011 at 12:54am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Oregon)
Today, I got into a car accident. The other party left the scene immediately after without exchanging insurance information. Deer can be so rude. FML
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On 11/16/2011 at 9:24pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)
Today, I discovered that my dog is an aspiring underwear designer, her latest project being creating crotchless underwear. Mine seem to have been used as prototypes. FML
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On 11/09/2011 at 9:48am - animals - by blacktyaffair - United States (Texas)
Today, I turned in an overdue English assignment at college. My instructor accused me of plagiarism, writing that my sentence structure was "TO" good. Seriously? FML
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On 10/31/2011 at 6:09am - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Peterborough)
Today, my boss made me run yet another stupid errand. When I delivered the paperwork to his office, I saw an email printout on his desk. Apparently, he has a plan in the works to get me FRIED next month. I'm not sure whether to give him a letter of resignation or a bottle of barbecue sauce. FML
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On 10/27/2011 at 12:15pm - work - by last literate - Canada (Saskatchewan)
Today, I called my boyfriend to see if he wanted to come over to my house. He said he couldn't because he was out of town. That would have be perfectly acceptable, if I hadn't called him on his house phone. FML
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On 10/20/2011 at 5:18pm - love - by cmd102 (woman) - United States (New Jersey)
Today, I thought I'd be helpful and pick up my Dad's car from the repairs shop for him while he was at work. So, on my own, I hopped in my car and I drove the 15 minutes out to the shop. Only upon arriving did I consider the situation I'd put myself in. FML
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On 10/18/2011 at 12:27am - misc - by BackAndForth (man) - United States (Illinois)
Today, a highly intoxicated man came into my workplace and complained that the medicine that I'd prescribed for his dog almost choked him. I work at Blockbuster. FML
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On 10/09/2011 at 11:30pm - work - by Username - United States (Texas)
Today, I was giving an anti-drugs speech to a group of ninth graders. I got onto the topic of trafficking from problem countries and asked a student to point out Mexico City on a map. He hesitated a few seconds before pointing at Canada. What the hell has the education system come to? FML
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On 09/30/2011 at 10:55pm - kids - by jesus christ - United States
Today, my mom is marrying my ex boyfriend's dad. The same ex boyfriend who I caught cheating on me with my sister. Family gatherings are going to be such a joy! FML
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On 09/21/2011 at 1:53am - misc - by AL - United States (California)
Today, I took my Catholic girlfriend home to meet my family for the first time. My brother thought it would be civil to spend over an hour insulting her religion and explaining in detail the many ways in which "the Force" is superior. FML
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On 08/19/2011 at 6:36pm - love - by Jace - United Kingdom (Aberdeen City)
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