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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 1 January 1950 (66 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 12218
  • Number of comments : 282
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 16 posted

About LH0026 : My badge-hunting philosophy is "have no shame". Determined to get my 68 likes, one like at a time. Go ahead. Click that button.

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Visits<b>HighlandShadows</b> - the 01/07/2016 at 6:24pm<b>Kamorka</b> - the 01/04/2016 at 12:44pm<b>JZAMORA777</b> - the 12/30/2015 at 1:00pm<b>airassault</b> - the 12/26/2015 at 6:22pm<b>superuser1234</b> - the 11/27/2015 at 3:42am<b>fantasyworld</b> - the 10/29/2015 at 9:49pm<b>Dalboz</b> - the 10/14/2015 at 6:38am<b>clairelaliberte</b> - the 10/08/2015 at 7:21am<b>feeloona</b> - the 10/07/2015 at 1:04pm<b>Aedan888</b> - the 09/04/2015 at 1:44pm<b>_awwhellnaw_</b> - the 08/23/2015 at 9:59am<b>Alienfran</b> - the 08/16/2015 at 1:57pm<b>jolienepwien</b> - the 07/30/2015 at 4:32pm<b>melons</b> - the 07/22/2015 at 6:05pm<b>Mitchellbassists</b> - the 07/18/2015 at 8:12am<b>balboa_2</b> - the 07/12/2015 at 5:03am<b>belindailene</b> - the 07/06/2015 at 4:12am<b>doctor__who</b> - the 07/02/2015 at 10:44am

Fucked!<b>HighlandShadows</b> - the 01/07/2016 at 4:38am<b>Kamorka</b> - the 01/03/2016 at 8:43pm<b>Aedan888</b> - the 09/04/2015 at 7:44pm<b>_awwhellnaw_</b> - the 08/23/2015 at 3:48pm<b>melons</b> - the 07/23/2015 at 12:05am<b>Mitchellbassists</b> - the 07/18/2015 at 2:12pm<b>taladay</b> - the 06/18/2015 at 7:49pm<b>EvilTurtle</b> - the 03/01/2015 at 1:27am<b>BlondePsycho</b> - the 02/27/2015 at 5:47am<b>briang959</b> - the 02/26/2015 at 2:44pm<b>feven</b> - the 02/26/2015 at 3:34am<b>swanheart</b> - the 02/24/2015 at 8:50am<b>ChoolyBooly</b> - the 02/24/2015 at 7:13am<b>PonyButt</b> - the 02/24/2015 at 7:10am<b>patrickalamo</b> - the 01/26/2015 at 7:51am<b>goxx974</b> - the 01/24/2015 at 8:54pm<b>Lesser</b> - the 01/23/2015 at 1:19pm<b>Steve95401</b> - the 01/23/2015 at 3:12am

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LH0026's favorite FMLs

Today, at the age of 20, I still have a bed time. It is strictly enforced by my cat via endless meows if I am up past 11 pm. FML

by Anonymous / 01/01/2016 at 2:03am / United States (Nevada) / Intimacy

Today, I finally realized the toll working as a cashier 5 days a week during the holidays does to your psyche. I just said "Welcome To Walgreens", out of pure reflex, to my cat as she walked into my kitchen. FML

Today, my laziness hit a new low when I tried closing my bedroom door using my mind. FML

by elovan / 07/25/2015 at 4:33am / United States (Iowa) / Miscellaneous

Today, I stayed over at my boyfriend's house for the first time. He soon found out about my sleep-talking habit. I started ranting about "electron shaming" and I apparently passionately support their "sub-atomic lifestyle". Yes, he managed to get it on video. FML

by wantmeasandwich / 07/10/2015 at 12:57pm / India (Maharashtra) / Miscellaneous

Today, I was making out with a girl I've liked for a long time. At one point she stopped kissing me and said, "You kiss like my brother". I sat there dumbstruck as she went back to kissing me. FML

by Anonymous / 02/03/2015 at 1:23pm / United States (Wyoming) / Love

Today, while trying to take a crap, I shut the bathroom door. A minute later, my 3 year old daughter knocked and said "Mommy, do you wanna build a snowman?" She kept singing the song until I was finally done. FML

by frozenpoo / 01/20/2015 at 9:05pm / United States / Kids

Today, I was studying for my Spanish midterm nonstop. After I closed my book, I was so tired that I thought that my cat was asking me questions in Spanish. FML

by Studying is for crazy people. / 11/21/2014 at 11:36pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

Today, I left for a fifteen-hour drive with two guys who won't stop talking in a Yoda voice. Sick of this nonsense, I am. FML

by longdrive / 10/14/2014 at 1:17am / United States (California) / Transportation

Today, my coworker called in to say that he couldn't make it to work today because he was in a coma and asked if I could cover his shift. This isn't the first time he's tried to use this excuse. FML

by HowAreYouAlive / 07/09/2014 at 12:24am / United States (Virginia) / Work

Today, my grandma got a new boyfriend. She dumped the old one because "His wife was taking too long to die." FML

by carebear1228 / 07/01/2014 at 1:31pm / United States (California) / Love

Today, I was at a buffet with my kids and husband. As my boys got up to get more food, I told them they'd better come back with something green on their plate. They both came back with mint ice cream and got a high-five from my husband. FML

by outsmartedbykids / 05/28/2014 at 12:28pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Kids

Today, my friend announced that she'd lost weight recently. As I was congratulating her, my baby sister said, "I think you're still fat but that's good because you can give more meat to God when you go to heaven." Now I have to explain to a 6-year-old that God isn't a cannibal. FML

by Anonymous / 05/26/2014 at 7:37am / United Kingdom (Wolverhampton) / Kids

Today, in the middle of a Spanish oral exam, I start to panic. My teacher suggests I say whatever pops into my head. I blurt out, "Heeey Macarena!" FML

by LeChameauTrisomique / 03/14/2014 at 12:33am / France (Centre) / Work

Today, I had to bail my brother out of jail because he started a fight with a guy who didn't like owls. FML

by are you kidding me? / 03/10/2014 at 4:22am / United Kingdom (Ealing) / Miscellaneous

Today, I found out that my 15-year-old son is a prolific creator of My Little Pony themed hentai. I'm not a judgmental man, but he's probably going to hell. FML

by ashamed father / 03/09/2014 at 6:32pm / Canada (Ontario) / Kids