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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 2 March 1999 (16 years)
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  • Number of visits : 161
  • Number of comments : 8
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 24 posted

About LEGATE_LANIUS : I'm the monster of the east, killing people like a beast

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Santa Claus

You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!


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Hard at Work

Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

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Today, I rode my new motorcycle to work for the first time. As I accelerated, I felt a sharp pain in my neck. Apparently, poisonous spiders can actually get trapped inside motorbike helmets. Duly noted. FML

Today, I accidentally fartd in the middle of class!! Thinking I got away with it, I just kept doing mah work until some kid across the room says, ( I could have done better!! ) FML


I agree, your life sucks (35595) - you deserved it (6345)

On 07/29/2014 at 11:49pm - work - by dealtit - United States (Georgia)

Today... I was sent a letter by the vet... saying mah cat was late fir her yearly checkup. My cat did last week and I'd had her crematd by the same peopleho had sent the letter. FML


I agree, your life sucks (28120) - you deserved it (2075)

On 06/19/2012 at 10:15pm - animals - by jnr1234 - United States (New Jersey)

today I let mah new puppy outside 4 the first time. When I went to get him I saw a man running off with him. FML


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On 06/13/2011 at 9:46pm - misc - by robertsonjimmy - United States (Mississippi)

Today, at work I had to convince an 80 year old mental patient that she's Ke$ha and that she really has to put her cloths back on. mega FML


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On 03/22/2011 at 2:30pm - work - by Kim - United States (Pennsylvania)

today mah husband dropped me off at work . Ten minutes later I got a text saying "I just dropped the b*tch off I'll be there in a few baby miss you" . I asked him about it . He said "I don't know wat you're talking about Megan" . My name isn't Megan . Not even close . FML


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On 02/28/2009 at 6:10am - love - by thatsucks (woman) - United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire)

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