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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 2 March 1999 (16 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 190
  • Number of comments : 8
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 24 posted

About LEGATE_LANIUS : I'm the monster of the east, killing people like a beast

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Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

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LEGATE_LANIUS's favorite FMLs

Today, I rode my new motorcycle to work for the first time. As I accelerated, I felt a sharp pain in my neck. Apparently, poisonous spiders can actually get trapped inside motorbike helmets. Duly noted. FML

Today, I accidentally farted in the middle of class. Thinking I got away with it, I just kept doing my work until some kid across the room says, "I could have done better." FML

#21224311
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35624) - you deserved it (6346)

On 07/29/2014 at 11:49pm - work - by dealtit - United States (Georgia)

Today, I was sent a letter by the vet, saying my cat was late for her yearly checkup. My cat died last week and I'd had her cremated by the same people who had sent the letter. FML

#19815411
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28166) - you deserved it (2076)

On 06/19/2012 at 10:15pm - animals - by jnr1234 - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I let my new puppy outside for the first time. When I went to get him, I saw a man running off with him. FML

#16651474
245 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45043) - you deserved it (11368)

On 06/13/2011 at 9:46pm - misc - by robertsonjimmy - United States (Mississippi)

Today, at work I had to convince an 80 year old mental patient that she's not Ke$ha and that she really has to put her clothes back on. FML

#15432254
285 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47237) - you deserved it (4457)

On 03/22/2011 at 2:30pm - work - by Kim - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my husband dropped me off at work. Ten minutes later I got a text saying "I just dropped the b*tch off I'll be there in a few baby, miss you". I asked him about it. He said, "I don't know what you're talking about, Megan". My name isn't Megan. Not even close. FML

#159600
35 comments

I agree, your life sucks (1201052) - you deserved it (127034)

On 02/28/2009 at 6:10am - love - by thatsucks (woman) - United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire)



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