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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 1 June 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 157
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About LEDZEPPALLTHEWAY : 19, takes a lot for me to press the YDI button, always bored, feel free to message me.

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Today, I went to see a famous rapper perform. My girlfriend got us up to the front to get pictures with him. He went to give me a high-five, I thought it was a fist-bump, so I made a fist. So he made a fist while I made a palm to match his retracted high-five. Then I panicked, cupped his fist and ran. FML


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On 11/26/2010 at 10:43am - misc - by blackitalian - United States

Today, I tried to help a large, elderly nun who had slipped. She was stuck and wedged in on a concrete ramp. So I stood facing her, feet braced against hers, and pulled. Not only did I drop her, but I got a wicked view of her panties and crotch. I'm sure I'm going to hell. FML

Today, I was at work laminating a large photo. While I was doing this, I had a sudden itch on my nut sack. So I quickly scratched it away. When the customer came to pick up the print, I noticed that one of my pubic hairs had laminated itself on the cheek of the woman in the photograph. FML


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On 04/08/2009 at 10:48am - work - by StevieMe (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I went to a movie with my boyfriend. In the lobby, I asked why the glasses were not working. I said, "Do they only work inside the theater?" My boyfriend replied, "3-D glasses just work inside the movie, everything else in the World is pretty much 3-D." FML


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On 02/12/2009 at 1:00am - misc - by Noname (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, it's been 2 weeks since I lost my virginity and I've already had sex with 3 guys. I think I'm a nympho. FML


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On 01/07/2009 at 3:16am - intimacy - by sexaddict - Sent from mobile version

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