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LEDZEPPALLTHEWAY

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LEDZEPPALLTHEWAY

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 1 June 1995 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 315
  • Number of comments : 1
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About LEDZEPPALLTHEWAY : 19, takes a lot for me to press the YDI button, always bored, feel free to message me.

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LEDZEPPALLTHEWAY's favorite FMLs

Today, I went to see a famous rapper perform. My girlfriend got us up to the front to get pictures with him. He went to give me a high-five, I thought it was a fist-bump, so I made a fist. So he made a fist while I made a palm to match his retracted high-five. Then I panicked, cupped his fist and ran. FML

#13986029
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12049) - you deserved it (27692)

On 11/26/2010 at 10:43am - misc - by blackitalian - United States

Today, I tried to help a large, elderly nun who had slipped. She was stuck and wedged in on a concrete ramp. So I stood facing her, feet braced against hers, and pulled. Not only did I drop her, but I got a wicked view of her panties and crotch. I'm sure I'm going to hell. FML

Today, I was carrying some luggage downstairs to put in my car to head back to college. My brother told me my shoes were untied. He said he would tie them for me as I was carrying luggage. I fell down the stairs because he thought it would be funny to tie them together. FML

#979706
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48377) - you deserved it (10424)

On 04/14/2009 at 9:16pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (South Carolina)

Today, I was at work laminating a large photo. While I was doing this, I had a sudden itch on my nut sack. So I quickly scratched it away. When the customer came to pick up the print, I noticed that one of my pubic hairs had laminated itself on the cheek of the woman in the photograph. FML

#869023
196 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17235) - you deserved it (94006)

On 04/08/2009 at 10:48am - work - by StevieMe (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I went to a movie with my boyfriend. In the lobby, I asked why the glasses were not working. I said, "Do they only work inside the theater?" My boyfriend replied, "3-D glasses just work inside the movie, everything else in the World is pretty much 3-D." FML

#29434
185 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10454) - you deserved it (122382)

On 02/12/2009 at 1:00am - misc - by Noname (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, my study partner for my biology class didn't go to lecture. Not once has he gone to lecture. I went to almost every lecture. He got better grades than I did. FML

#2101
25 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21362) - you deserved it (3426)

On 01/21/2009 at 5:36pm - misc - by noodle - United States (California)

Today, it's been 2 weeks since I lost my virginity and I've already had sex with 3 guys. I think I'm a nympho. FML

#723
11 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10896) - you deserved it (73152)

On 01/07/2009 at 3:16am - intimacy - by sexaddict - Sent from mobile version



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