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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 13 June 1994 (21 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1988
  • Number of comments : 95
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 16 posted

About LCPLStewie : I'm a US Marine reservist, a Security guard (grave yard shift), I'm 19, taken ( by a most amazing and beautiful individual :D love you kait ) and broke as hell. I love camping which includes; dirt biking, hiking, hunting, fishing and photo shooting Oregon's natural beauty. I can relate to FML alot sometimes and I enjoy seeing what other people think is an "FML." I like to chat so feel free to message! and FYL too

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Visits<b>gsdlover0603</b> - the 10/25/2015 at 12:37am<b>MelanieIsGreat</b> - the 10/24/2015 at 8:20am<b>fishingforubies2</b> - the 09/21/2015 at 10:52am<b>bhopejohnston</b> - the 09/20/2015 at 2:27am<b>UndeadCity9</b> - the 09/15/2015 at 12:43am<b>KaylaRox1908</b> - the 09/04/2015 at 6:02am<b>Ley135</b> - the 07/20/2015 at 2:21am<b>seninaa</b> - the 06/20/2015 at 9:57am<b>_Peppermint_</b> - the 06/14/2015 at 12:24am<b>Exaspera</b> - the 06/13/2015 at 2:43am<b>THEDUDE1553566</b> - the 06/12/2015 at 5:49pm<b>moophasa</b> - the 06/10/2015 at 1:15pm<b>BakedTaters</b> - the 06/07/2015 at 1:36pm<b>alexandchase</b> - the 06/06/2015 at 10:29am<b>Mukuro</b> - the 05/30/2015 at 5:57pm<b>Johnatron</b> - the 05/29/2015 at 1:42pm<b>I_am_GIR</b> - the 05/02/2015 at 10:29am<b>redstone7693</b> - the 04/27/2015 at 5:51pm

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Today, my 808 area code phone number has yet again been mistaken for a 1-800 number. I've been getting phone calls at three in the morning from people on the east coast who are trying to return their shoes. They want to speak to my supervisor because I "don't sound professional enough." FML

Today, my ex-husband came to pick up our two kids for his weekend with them. Seeing his new girlfriend was in the car, and desperate for conversation, I asked her name. My kids unhesitatingly blurted out, "Mom". FML


I agree, your life sucks (53455) - you deserved it (5098)

On 04/17/2014 at 10:31pm - kids - by mommy (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex and in the heat of the moment I cried out for him to go harder. He had an exasperated expression on his face, and in an adamantly offended tone he said, "Don't tell me what to do." Then he stopped and left the room. FML


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On 04/17/2014 at 10:27pm - intimacy - by belljars (woman) - United States (California)

Today, while searching a woman for contraband as part of my job, she kept making sexual noises throughout. After I finished, she hugged me and went on her way. I really need a new job. FML


I agree, your life sucks (39881) - you deserved it (4547)

On 03/29/2014 at 7:07pm - work - by ohdear. (woman) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, my boss decided to have the whole staff drug tested and fire everyone who failed. Out of an original staff of 14 people, only my boss, two coworkers and I remain. I now have four times my normal workload and am seriously thinking maybe I should've said "Yes" to drugs. FML


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On 03/29/2014 at 6:34am - work - by bringthemback (woman) - United States (South Carolina)

Today, my wife got her period. Every single time, she ends up asking me to go buy her some midol after a few days of trying to tough it out, so I decided to buy her some ahead of time. She reacted by yelling at me for treating her like a child and implying that she couldn't go buy it herself. FML


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On 03/28/2014 at 5:43pm - love - by unappreciated husband (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, a would-be customer practically kicked my store door in, then got pissed and started throwing around insults after I told him that we were still closed, hence the closed sign. He claimed the sign was "confusing". FML


I agree, your life sucks (37626) - you deserved it (3126)

On 03/28/2014 at 4:11pm - work - by IDIOT (man) - United States

Today, I was stuck in the elevator for almost two hours. Where was the elevator mechanic? Next to me in the elevator. FML


I agree, your life sucks (44835) - you deserved it (3168)

On 03/28/2014 at 4:42am - work - by ClaustrophobicNightmares - Saudi Arabia (Ar Riyad)

Today, I found out that, after having moved over 500 miles to begin a post-graduate degree, I'm being kicked out of the house I'm renting. We haven't yet signed agreements. Apparently I "keep the kitchen too clean". FML


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On 03/26/2014 at 7:45pm - work - by homeless - United Kingdom (Hampshire)

Today, I was babysitting my nephew and we decided to color together. He drew a picture of someone who looked dead, almost zombie-like, while everyone else looked pretty normal. When I asked who it was, he said in a serious, scary voice, "It's you." FML


I agree, your life sucks (38157) - you deserved it (3932)

On 03/17/2014 at 5:51am - kids - by BondingTime - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I locked myself out and had to enter my house via the back door. Thinking I was an intruder, my 7-year-old daughter slammed a metal rake into the back of my head. Nice to know she can take care of herself. FML


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On 03/15/2014 at 8:21am - kids - by emergencyroom (man) - United States (Maryland)

Today, we finally moved into our new home, which my husband and I got mostly so our kids could have fun in the spacious backyard. The moment they stepped into the backyard, they were terrorized by the neighbor's dogs, and now refuse to go outside. FML

Today, my neighbor came over and yelled at me for traumatizing her kids. What did I do? Nothing. Her kids entered my back yard, dug up my 1-month-dead hamster and freaked out. FML


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On 03/12/2014 at 2:39am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Hawaii)

Today, my 3-year-old son discovered his testicles. When I asked him what they were, he replied, "They're my balls! They make my winkie happy!" Now he won't quit singing it. FML


I agree, your life sucks (40776) - you deserved it (5861)

On 03/11/2014 at 11:34pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

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