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LBelle25
  • Town/Country : Boston, USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 13 January 1987 (27 years)
  • Number of visits : 386
  • Number of comments : 11
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About LBelle25 : Just received MA in psychology. Full-time nanny (f'in love my job!!) at least until I hopefully get into a PhD program. Insomniac. Falls down a lot. Lover of pigs ☺

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Today, I gave my girlfriend some non-alcoholic beer as a joke. In slurred speech, she told me I have the body of a monk seal. She then took my keys, staggered to my car, and drove away. She crashed into a tree two blocks later. She's fine. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18760) - you deserved it (24044)

On 02/06/2009 at 6:54pm - misc - by IntimidatorStag (man) - United States (California)

Today, I asked a little old lady in line at my work why she wasn't out enjoying the beautiful day with all her friends. Her response: "I'd love to, but they're all dead." FML

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On 02/01/2009 at 7:51pm - love - by beckbr - United States (Michigan)

Today, I woke up and switched on the TV. The first thing I saw was a picture of a wanted rapist, who looks just like me. I'm afraid to leave home. FML

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