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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 11 January 2000 (14 years)
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About LAUREN_1053 : Hey!!!:)i dont have any idea what to put soooo....

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Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML


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