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LAUREN_1053

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 11 January 2000 (15 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 769
  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About LAUREN_1053 : Hey!!!:) i don't have any idea what to put sooo...

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LAUREN_1053's favorite FMLs

Today, I was at the market when a guy started telling the man I was with how "curly-haired women are an adventure," saying what he would do to a woman like me. He was talking to my father. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24580) - you deserved it (1506)

On 06/26/2015 at 5:46pm - misc - by Nope (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I took a shower with my boyfriend. I tried to be adventurous and went to give him a blowjob, only to end up slipping and head-butting him in the balls. FML

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140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32667) - you deserved it (5369)

On 05/07/2015 at 2:00pm - intimacy - by pleasedie - United States (Florida)

Today, I learned that my girlfriend is not a screamer nor a moaner, she's a biter. My arm is getting stitches right now. FML

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109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29050) - you deserved it (2885)

On 04/13/2015 at 8:51pm - intimacy - by anon - United States

Today, I finally talked my boyfriend into going down on me. Everything went well until I came and instinctively gripped his head with my thighs. He panicked and we both rolled off of the bed crocodile-style. Now he's too scared to even have sex with me. FML

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116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52008) - you deserved it (11242)

On 08/02/2013 at 12:39am - intimacy - by whyeventry? (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML

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516 comments

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On 02/16/2009 at 9:29pm - kids - by offbeans (man) - United States (California)



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