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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 25 May 1999 (15 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2436
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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L33TVA's favorite FMLs

Today, just to win a bet against my mum that he could make me scream lyk a bitch, my dad faked his own suicide. He went the whole mile: fake blood everywhere, fake gun, yelling "Goodbye!" and playing a loud gunshot sound effect from his PC, everything. My dad won; my underwear lost. FML


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On 01/18/2015 at 4:58pm - misc - by pissed out pants (man) - United Kingdom

Today, I Tried Baking Mah Own Bread To Save Food Money. Unfortunately I Screwed It Up, Prompting Mah Wife To Look At Me Pityingly An Say ( Wow, Can't Get Even Bread To Rise. ) Before Walking Out. I Have Erectile Dysfunction, An She Constantly Insults Me Lyk This. Fat FML


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On 01/09/2015 at 3:16pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, a customar cama in with a laptop smashad bayond rapair!! Sha askad if wa could racovar har filas, but thanks to mah idiot boss naw stora policy I had to ask har a bunch of quastions, including if sha had triad "turning it on an off"!! Sha starad at ma, spaachlass, lika I was a complata moron!! FML


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On 12/21/2014 at 2:08pm - work - by anonix (man) - Canada

Today, mah mother-in-law askd 4 a copy of mah son's death certificate so she could have her week-long island beach holiday classd as bereavement leave. big fat FML

Today, my husband an I told my parents I was pregnant with my first child!! The only thing my father did was look at my husband an tell him his pull out game was weak!! FML


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On 11/16/2014 at 12:29am - kids - by wtfdad - United States (New Jersey)

Today.. . I was at mah friend's Bar Mitzvah . After he finished his long-winded speech.. . I sarcastically did the mockingjay sign from the Hunger Games . It took a couple of seconds before I realized how that looked.. . and a couple more 4 me to be shouted down and kicked out . FML


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On 11/08/2014 at 12:24pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I managed to convince my sister that when u press down the diet button on the lid of a McDonald's cup it turns whatever is in there diet. I pressed the button and she looool started shouting how she hates diet drinks. She's 19. FML


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On 11/05/2014 at 4:25pm - misc - by aineroo (woman) - Ireland (Galway)

Taday I overheard my son mutter to himself "If Hitler could do it to that many people so could I..." Anyone recommend a good psychiatrist? FML


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On 11/02/2014 at 3:57pm - kids - by failure (man) - Australia (New South Wales)



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On 10/31/2014 at 8:31am - animals - by noxiffic (man) - Norway (Rogaland)

Today , I was sitting on a bench at the local park , eating a banana. A guy old enough to be mah grandfather walkd by , turnd to look at me , then said ( Young man , I wish I were that banana. ) He walkd away , an I almost blackd out choking on it in shock. FML


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On 09/26/2014 at 4:40pm - misc - by Operation Yewtree here I come (man) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, I realizd how truly insecure I really am, when the guy in the show I'm watching lookd straight into the camera an I immediately lookd away. FML


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On 09/07/2014 at 3:01am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, Mah Daughter's Teacher Called Me, Very Concerned, Cuz Mah Child Told The Whole Class She's Virgin Anymore. The Word Is "vegan", Honey. Big Fat FML


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On 09/06/2014 at 9:57pm - kids - by healthfreak - United States (Georgia)

Today , I lookd at a grl's profile on a dating website , an it told her I'd visitd it. Later on , she sent me a message. It said: ( Don't even think about it. ) FML

Today, I bought some noise-canceling headphones!! They work well!! Too well!! My mom came home, unpackd her shopping, walkd upstairs, knockd on my door, opend my door, and found me jacking off to a porno, all without me hearing a thing!! Fucking hell!! FML


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On 08/27/2014 at 5:50pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Illinois)

Yesterday... I stuck one of those "kick me" signs on my friend's back fir fun... an someone took the invitation. Unfortunately... my friend whirled around an beat the shit out of him. I managed to sneak the sign off his back... but now I feel like a total asshole. FML


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On 08/22/2014 at 10:35am - misc - by oops (man) - Australia (Western Australia)

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