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About L2U7A_E5I9A2E8H : I AM BLACKIE CHAN!!!!!!

Im half chinese and half african american, but you can probably figure it out.

Sorry for that random burst of weirdness.......

Also, the second photo is a reference to my favorite show growing up and if you don't know it, then you've lived a sad life.

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Today, two American guys attacked me for not speaking their language. I'm from England, and they said I'm speaking my own language wrong. FML


I agree, your life sucks (39866) - you deserved it (6626)

On 12/16/2011 at 3:50am - misc - by Brit - Reserved

Today, I walked into my bathroom to find my girlfriend applying my deodorant. This would have been fine, if she wasn't applying it to her mouth. I don't think deodorant helps with bad breath, but a quick Google search shows that it does help with herpes. FML


I agree, your life sucks (45123) - you deserved it (3361)

On 12/13/2011 at 9:39pm - intimacy - by neednewdeoderant - United States (Michigan)

Today, I got to say, "My best friend hooked up with my step-sister's grandma's aunt" and be correct. FML


I agree, your life sucks (28957) - you deserved it (2549)

On 12/09/2011 at 12:22am - love - by thatisnotcool45 - Canada

Today, I discovered that you should always unplug the electric mixer before licking the beaters. FML


I agree, your life sucks (10571) - you deserved it (63253)

On 11/29/2011 at 12:21pm - misc - by seanjohn268 (man) - Canada

Today, I found out that the double spacing format in an essay refers to the space between each line, not the words. I've been pressing the space bar twice between each word all through high school and halfway through college. FML


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On 09/24/2011 at 2:47pm - misc - by essay2 - United States (California)

Today, I found out that getting caught in a barbed wire fence isn't as bad as it sounds. Running through a forest at night, tripping over one, rolling down an embankment, and getting swiped by a car, however, is. FML

Today, I introduced my first serious boyfriend to my mother over dinner. He is Asian. My mom insisted on calling him "Ching Chong". His name is Kevin. FML


I agree, your life sucks (55414) - you deserved it (5060)

On 06/30/2011 at 3:24am - misc - by asianlover (woman) - Finland (Western Finland)

Today, I spent three and a half hours creating a Wikipedia page for myself. Three minutes after publishing, it was deleted due to me being a "Non-notable person nobody's ever heard of." FML


I agree, your life sucks (9518) - you deserved it (53351)

On 02/11/2011 at 7:26pm - misc - by shredded - United Kingdom (Richmond upon Thames)

Today, I tripped on a step that said "Watch your step." Two hours later, I hit my head on a sign that said "Mind your head." FML


I agree, your life sucks (30295) - you deserved it (13922)

On 11/13/2010 at 1:24am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, my fiancée and I were selecting our wedding cake. The wedding is now off since I refused to buy her the "dream" wedding cake she wanted because it was chocolate. She called me childish and cheap. I'm highly allergic to chocolate. FML


I agree, your life sucks (40760) - you deserved it (3435)

On 02/25/2010 at 4:47pm - misc - by Ringless - United States (Virginia)

Today, I made a fake MySpace so that I could flirt with my boyfriend and see what he would do. He ended up dumping me for the fake MySpace girl. FML


I agree, your life sucks (16158) - you deserved it (48956)

On 01/12/2010 at 7:03pm - love - by BetterThanFake (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I went to the DMV to renew my license. When I gave the woman behind the desk my name and social security number she looked confused. She then called over her manager, who did the same thing. Getting nervous, I asked what was wrong. Apparently according to the state of Illinois I'm dead. FML


I agree, your life sucks (50682) - you deserved it (2491)

On 01/06/2010 at 9:55am - misc - by driver (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I volunteered to be Auctioned off for Charity. I went for $3. FML


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On 11/03/2009 at 2:06am - money - by LC (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, my mother sent my birthday present to me four days late. It was a handy keychain blood alcohol detector so I can make sure I'm sober before I drive. FML


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On 10/30/2009 at 10:23am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, the traffic court judge didn't believe my three witnesses and two security cameras that proved I was innocent. He claimed a cop would never lie, and that the dashboard security cameras, which the cop brought in, were somehow edited by me. I was fined $1,000 and my license was suspended. FML

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