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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 24 August 1997 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2440
  • Number of comments : 160
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 17 posted

About L1v3_L0v3_Lau9h : Well... the names Larisa...
I'm 14 turning 15 years old in August (:

I have lived in Torquay (Surfing capital of Australia!) for 3 years now and I'm loving it!

A little bit about myself...
I love making people laugh! Putting a smile on someone's face really makes my day(:

I am not a grammar nazi... but, but, but... I hate people who "typ lyke dis".. they annoy me.

I'm in love with The Vampire Diaries and I adore One Direction! I ship Larry Stylinson ;)

Family and friends mean the world to me, without them I don't know what I would do!

And that's about it! kbye(:

(Also, if you're wondering about the HUGE amount of submitted FML's, I assure you they were all fake, joke ones. I'm not some crazy person with issues.. I swear...) :P

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L1v3_L0v3_Lau9h's favorite FMLs

Today, I had to admit that my jealousy issues were becoming a problem when I almost told my boyfriend not to apply at the local McDonald's, because of the high school girls that would see him there. FML

#19454390
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6703) - you deserved it (28114)

On 04/12/2012 at 5:27am - love - by Jealousbitch - United States (Florida)

Today, I had to admit that my jealousy issues were becoming a problem when I almost told my boyfriend not to apply at the local McDonald's, because of the high school girls that would see him there. FML

#19454390
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6703) - you deserved it (28114)

On 04/12/2012 at 5:27am - love - by Jealousbitch - United States (Florida)

Today, my son had to call me from his school's principal's office because he was disrupting his health class by laughing whenever the teacher said "sex". My son is 16. FML

#19453519
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23898) - you deserved it (3642)

On 04/12/2012 at 12:18am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I found out that my mother is extremely emotional when it comes to animal deaths when a bird flew into the window and died, and she insisted we have a funeral. FML

#19441830
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18635) - you deserved it (3066)

On 04/10/2012 at 7:13am - animals - by tay (man) - Australia

Today, while lying in bed, I heard a strange grating noise coming from the hallway. After recovering from my initial assumption that it was a poltergeist come to murder me and steal my liver, I went out to investigate. It was there that I discovered my bulldog casually eating into the wall. FML

Today, my boyfriend told me that he believes getting kicked in the balls is a scientifically-proven method of birth control. FML

#19428378
181 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23323) - you deserved it (3115)

On 04/08/2012 at 6:37am - intimacy - by Jordan - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, while talking to my girlfriend, the subject of Darth Vader came up. That's when she asked me, "Aren't Darth Vader and Luke Skywalker the same person?" I don't know what's worse, the fact that she asked me that, or the fact that I got upset over her lack of Star Wars knowledge. FML

#19411033
206 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20931) - you deserved it (11963)

On 04/05/2012 at 7:29am - misc - by Nadaz (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I found out that my boyfriend is afraid of female orgasms. Right as I was about to climax, he panicked, pulled out, and ran into the bathroom. FML

#19410577
180 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36443) - you deserved it (3009)

On 04/05/2012 at 2:47am - intimacy - by displeased - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I noticed a strange lady following me around in the mall. After a while I began to get creeped out, so I confronted her. Apparently she has to make sure everything she buys is better than what I buy. After a long silence she said, "What? You never noticed me before?" FML

#19404370
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30299) - you deserved it (1974)

On 04/03/2012 at 11:40pm - misc - by Eliza - United States (Texas)

Today, I was humming the Star Wars theme song while on the bus. When my stop came I walked down the aisle only to hear a girl mutter, "The virginity is strong in this one." She's right. FML

#19249399
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22932) - you deserved it (18523)

On 03/10/2012 at 1:50am - misc - by starboy - United States (California)

Today, while making my daily offering of turd to the porcelain throne, I took out my phone and started playing a game. I suddenly felt a tickling sensation on my leg, and I freaked out as I saw hundreds of ants had emerged from behind the toilet. FML

#19215354
193 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29811) - you deserved it (3908)

On 03/04/2012 at 5:20pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I learned that lemonade and urine look very similar to one another. I also learned that they taste very different. FML

#19183554
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15641) - you deserved it (21094)

On 02/28/2012 at 5:44pm - misc - by iVaughtTV - United States (Indiana)

Today, I gave my little brother my iPhone so he could play a game. I soon forgot about it, and when I got it back two hours later, there was pudding and a couple of big cracks in it. FML

#19166508
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14233) - you deserved it (26539)

On 02/26/2012 at 8:53am - kids - by unknown - United States (Maryland)

Today, I decided to take a peek in my fiancé's vow book to see how far he's got. The only thing in there was the lyrics to a song from the movie Shrek. FML

#19164325
192 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10404) - you deserved it (24627)

On 02/25/2012 at 11:09pm - misc - by KMO - United States

Today, my husband and I went to our first counseling sessions, where the main focus was communication. When the therapist called us in together to discuss techniques we could use at home, my husband looked around, rolled his eyes, and responded with, "Uh huh" to every question. FML

#19144209
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22189) - you deserved it (3480)

On 02/23/2012 at 2:59am - love - by atsukobo (woman) - United States (California)



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