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  • Birth Date : Friday 22 July 1988 (27 years)
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Today, I was getting intimate with my girlfriend. She pulled down my trousers, saw my Poke-ball boxers, and absolutely lost it. I had to lie next to her in bed for the next 10 minutes hearing her howl with laughter while crying "Dickachu, I choose you!" FML


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Today, I woke up and I'm still in the Marine Corps. FML


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