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L0ngShanks
  • Town/Country : Buffalo, United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 22 July 1988 (25 years)
  • Number of visits : 107
  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, I was getting intimate with my girlfriend. She pulled down my trousers, saw my Poke-ball boxers, and absolutely lost it. I had to lie next to her in bed for the next 10 minutes hearing her howl with laughter while crying "Dickachu, I choose you!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (48341) - you deserved it (57921)

On 06/07/2013 at 3:10am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I woke up and I'm still in the Marine Corps. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (14927) - you deserved it (35597)

On 01/28/2009 at 4:24am - work - by carboat - United States (California)



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