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About Kyuzomi : I love anime and enjoy playing video games and violin, but I think I am overly addicted to anime. Nothing wrong with that though since it is absolutely amazhing!! I'm a taiwanese guy. I also play Osu, league, dota, csgo and some others. My favorite animes consist of Black Rock Shooter, Angel Beats, Sakurasou no Pet na Kanojo, Toradora, Date a Live, Accel World, Dragon Crisis, IS, Guilty Crown, Zero no Tsukaima (ALL FOUR SEASONS) and RWBY. There are a lot more that I don't have space to list. :P If you want to see more anime thats more organized just go to T^T Currently watching Noragami, Nisekoi, Saikin Imouto, and Nagi Asukara. COOKIEZI QUIT NUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!! Feel free to message me for anything anime or gaming related! :3

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Today, I dreamed I was wrestling an alligator. I quickly woke up to my girlfriend yelling and me holding her in a headlock. FML


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On 08/29/2014 at 12:16am - misc - by AgentOrion - United States (Alabama)

Today, I got written up for drinking on the job by a manager who drinks on the job, who was told to write me up by a general manager who drinks on the job, and we are all employed by an owner who drinks on the job. I haven't had a drink in 3 weeks. FML

Today, I was waiting at the bus stop and noticed a girl that I played netball with. I ran across the road to meet her and she ran across the car park to meet me. We hugged and looked at each other slowly backing away as we both realised that we didn't know each other. FML


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On 03/10/2014 at 8:26pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

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