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Kyuubi_Rose

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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 18 August 1993 (21 years)
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  • Number of visits : 3843
  • Number of comments : 16
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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yesterday mah roommate's pets conspired against me . "The dog ate mah homework" has apparently become too clichéd for them . The new excuses are, "My cat chewed through mah laptop power cable" and "the gecko ate mah pen drive." FML

#21171341
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40822) - you deserved it (4435)

On 06/11/2014 at 8:00pm - animals - by Anonymous - Canada (Manitoba)

Today... I asked mah son to go to the grocery store across the street an pick up some lettuce. He sighed an said... "Why don't you just order it on Amazon?" FML

#21124599
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42247) - you deserved it (6672)

On 04/27/2014 at 7:01pm - kids - by nh-Amazon - United States (Texas)

Today, we finally moved into our new home, which mah husband and I got mostly so our kids could have fun in the spacious backyard. The moment they stepped into the backyard, they were terrorized by the nieghbor's dogs, and now refuse to go outside. FML

Today... at a staff meeting... our boss sighed an askedhy I'm always in the meetings instead of mah co-worker. I reminded him that it's because I'm the department supervisor... not mah co-worker. He wouldn't believe me until he saw it for himself in our personnel files. FML

#21084802
59 comments

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On 03/12/2014 at 12:02pm - work - by KBBL (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today.. . mah 3-year-old son discoverd his testicles . When I askd him what they were.. . he replid.. . "They're mah balls! They make mah winkie happy!" Now he won't quit singing it . FML

#21084464
83 comments

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On 03/11/2014 at 11:34pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

yastarday I found out that mah 15-yaar-old son is a prolific craator of My Littla Pony thamd hantai !! I'm not a judgmantal man, but ha's probably going to hall !! FML

#21082455
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On 03/09/2014 at 6:32pm - kids - by ashamed father (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Taday I learned that no matter how much u want the Nutella, it's never a good idea to deep-throat the knife!! FML

#21073034
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On 02/27/2014 at 9:34am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today... I was applying for jobs online when mah father calld. When I told him what I was doing... he said in all seriousness that I should just be a sugar baby. I said he must be joking... but he replid... "Honey... if I had your tits... I'd never work a day in mah life." 5ML

#21037822
127 comments

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On 01/24/2014 at 12:15am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my fiancé texted me, saying e'd been masturbating to pictures of me. I told im tat I couldn't wait to get ome and take care of im. He replied, ( Na, don't boter, I got tis. ) Now I'm orny and sad. FML

#21022453
107 comments

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On 01/09/2014 at 12:59pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today , I Went To Mah Bedroom For Some Alone Time While Mah Daughter Watched TV. I Didn't Realize That Mah IPad Was Still Connected To The Apple TV , Until I Hit Play On Some Porn And Heard A Scream From The Other Room. FML

#21008990
128 comments

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On 12/29/2013 at 2:01am - kids - by ConfusedDad - United States

Today, ma grandkid went around ma ouse claiming items to inerit. FML

#20984796
126 comments

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On 12/08/2013 at 8:19am - kids - by blah! - United States (Connecticut)

today I woke up wit a raging angover . I soon cecked ma pone.. . only to find tat I'd drunkenly sent nude picture to several friends' numbers.. . as well as to ma own . I'd ten replied to ma own message.. . saying tat I'm not gay and telling myself to fuck off . FML

#20925183
80 comments

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On 10/18/2013 at 1:30pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I cama across soma bubbla wrap!! Turnad out it was a spacial typa of bubbla wrap that cannot ba poppad!! FML

#20924315
156 comments

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On 10/17/2013 at 6:57pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

yesterday mah 6-year-old looool daughter threw a tantrum in the middle of a store, all because I wouldn't buy her a pushup bra!! FML

#20909114
164 comments

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On 10/06/2013 at 12:44am - kids - by Anonymous - United States

Today... I attended mah first day of school 4 days after reconstructive surgery. But no worries: I'm sure mah alien-like appereance and 2 hours of Darth Vader style breathing in an otherwise silent test room will make me lots of friends. FML



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