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  • Town/Country : New York , United States
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About Kyuubi1589 : I'm on FML at 3 AM when I need some form of entertainment; so excuse any grammatical errors I may make. :D

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Today, at the Black Friday Sale, a fully grown man hit my 5 year old daughter for an Xbox. In anger, I punched the guy and gave him a bloody nose. I'm now banned from Best Buy, and my daughter has a concussion. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (43535) - you deserved it (5328)

On 11/25/2011 at 3:20am - misc - by nicoreal89 - United States (Texas)

Today, I went to my husband's work to give him lunch. His assistant told me his "wife" was in his office. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (43179) - you deserved it (2453)

On 10/30/2011 at 2:32am - love - by Anonymous - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my car got acquainted with about 3 dozen eggs. FML

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102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20038) - you deserved it (2751)

On 10/06/2011 at 11:21pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was on a stationary bike at the gym. I got into a conversation with a very attractive female gym-friend. I felt something cool "down below". I looked down and saw one of my testicles had sneaked out of a hole in my shorts, I quickly looked up only to see her staring at the same thing. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (14514) - you deserved it (3188)

On 12/08/2009 at 2:09pm - intimacy - by fatguyinalittlecoat (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was walking through Macy's with my girlfriend. I stopped to admire a mannequin's ass, joking with my girlfriend like I was touching it. Then I slapped it. It wasn't a mannequin. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (39276) - you deserved it (183400)

On 03/17/2009 at 6:16am - intimacy - by Noname (man) - United States (California)



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