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About Kyrieee : Hi everyone c:
I'm 17 and I live in the disturbingly hot state of Florida ,
I hope you're having a wonderful day

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Today, my girlfriend thought it'd be witty to buy a miniature stop sign, and hold it up when she gets bored during sex. FML


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On 06/19/2014 at 10:37am - love - by stopinthenameoflove - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, we had a guy come into the hospital with a carrot stuck deep in his anus. I've heard all kinds of ridiculous cover stories, but his took the cake; he claimed the phone rang while he was showering and he slipped onto a box of vegetables. Guess who had to extract the carrot. FML


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On 06/18/2014 at 3:06pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, my husband and I had some bath time to ourselves. After having sex, he decided to put bath salts in my vagina to spice things up for the next round. It's been twenty minutes out of the bath and it still feels like there are pop rocks in my vagina. FML


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On 03/31/2014 at 10:08pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend thought it'd be cute to put his penis through a doughnut and try to make me eat it off. FML


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On 02/26/2014 at 1:53pm - intimacy - by lovely (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was applying some Icy Hot to my sore thighs, when I accidentally got a little on my dime sacks. For the next hour, it felt like someone had lit a match under my plums. FML


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On 12/26/2010 at 12:59pm - health - by person - Jordan (Amman Governorate)

Today, I told my boyfriend that I loved his flaming red hair. He told me that he loved the fuzz on my butt. FML


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On 01/09/2010 at 3:16am - misc - by Snowin2007 (woman) - United States (Oregon)

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