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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 27 November 1997 (18 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 4845
  • Number of comments : 32
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About Kypopz : My name is Kylie.

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Visits<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 07/06/2016 at 11:47am<b>Jiratias</b> - the 06/11/2016 at 6:10am<b>Schala360</b> - the 05/22/2016 at 4:13am<b>wanted_2_want</b> - the 05/08/2016 at 12:56pm<b>BounceOverHeight</b> - the 05/01/2016 at 12:04am<b>sarika</b> - the 04/16/2016 at 1:18pm<b>george_s_4</b> - the 04/05/2016 at 6:03pm<b>PinkaLotaPoka</b> - the 02/15/2016 at 12:20am<b>LoneWolf2879</b> - the 02/03/2016 at 9:21am<b>EnigmaticSoul</b> - the 12/04/2015 at 10:57am<b>pyromaniac9</b> - the 11/29/2015 at 9:23pm<b>rcarn</b> - the 11/26/2015 at 9:13am<b>L0uls</b> - the 11/13/2015 at 1:57pm<b>corderballie</b> - the 09/02/2015 at 1:47pm<b>ThatGuy622</b> - the 08/18/2015 at 1:03am<b>Aly_donawho</b> - the 08/16/2015 at 5:15am<b>Miss_Mandi</b> - the 07/21/2015 at 7:30pm<b>immaloser95</b> - the 07/01/2015 at 12:43pm

Fucked!<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 07/06/2016 at 5:47pm<b>wanted_2_want</b> - the 05/08/2016 at 6:56pm<b>EnigmaticSoul</b> - the 12/04/2015 at 4:58pm<b>MrFloooo</b> - the 04/03/2015 at 9:41am<b>ReverseCarb</b> - the 10/07/2014 at 3:40am<b>turtlescape</b> - the 10/05/2014 at 4:51pm

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Kypopz's favorite FMLs

Today, I took my 4-year-old daughter to the local pool for swim lessons. As we walked onto the deck she turned to me and said "Mom, that lady has really big boobs!" The whole pool heard, even the man my daughter was referring to. FML

by shizzy09 / 04/13/2009 at 4:09pm / United States (Washington) / Kids

Today, I was having a horrible day. I was laying on the couch, crying, when my dog came up on the couch to console me. I was thinking about how great it was to have a dog, because they're there for you when no one else is. As I was sobbing, I heard something. My dog farted into my mouth. Twice. FML

by BadBreath / 04/08/2009 at 11:43pm / United States (Minnesota) / Animals

Today, I hired a babysitter, so my husband and I could spend some time together and work on our failing marriage. I dressed up. We went out. He got drunk and puked on me. FML

by IfuSeekAmyIdo / 04/05/2009 at 5:34pm / United States (Tennessee) / Love

Today, I awoke to the sound of my dad knocking on my dorm room door for a surprise visit. He's barely outside the door and I pull the door open and say hey, when my roommate strips naked pulls the door open, kisses me on the cheek, says in an uber-gay voice, "Thanks for last night", and leaves. FML

by konens_dick / 03/22/2009 at 6:38am / United States (Washington) / Intimacy

Today, my little 7 year old brother asked me what horny meant whilst in the car with my parents. When I wouldn't tell him what it meant he screamed, "I'm getting horny!" at the top of his lungs, and told my parents that I told him to say it. FML

by Anonymous / 03/21/2009 at 11:38pm / United States (Texas) / Kids

Today, I arrived at my parents house for dinner. When I got there, I noticed that they had gay pride flags hanging from the porch, and gay rights bumper stickers plastered to their cars. There was also a huge "We accept you, Nick" banner hanging from the garage. I'M NOT GAY! FML

by Nick / 02/22/2009 at 10:04pm / United States (New Jersey) / Miscellaneous

Today, I kneeled down to tie my shoe and sneezed, nailing my face off of my knee and breaking my nose. FML

by ouchmynose / 02/17/2009 at 9:43pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Health

Today, I made my new girlfriend orgasm for the first time. All she said after was "I drooled a little". FML

by nicknack22 / 02/01/2009 at 10:48am / United States (Michigan) / Intimacy

Today, I realised I like Britney Spears. FML

by embaressed / 01/27/2009 at 12:33pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Miscellaneous

Today, I decided to teach my dog not to be scared of the vacuum cleaner. I grab the handle and get it close to her. She runs off and hides behind the couch and pisses everywhere. FML

by Slaanesh / 12/12/2008 at 7:08am / Animals

Today, while at the dinner table, my grandmother told me she backed over a cat. FML

by Noname / 10/26/2008 at 5:20pm / United States (Alabama) / Animals