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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 27 November 1997 (18 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 4574
  • Number of comments : 32
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About Kypopz : My name is Kylie.

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Visits<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 07/06/2016 at 11:47am<b>Jiratias</b> - the 06/11/2016 at 6:10am<b>Schala360</b> - the 05/22/2016 at 4:13am<b>wanted_2_want</b> - the 05/08/2016 at 12:56pm<b>BounceOverHeight</b> - the 05/01/2016 at 12:04am<b>sarika</b> - the 04/16/2016 at 1:18pm<b>george_s_4</b> - the 04/05/2016 at 6:03pm<b>PinkaLotaPoka</b> - the 02/15/2016 at 12:20am<b>LoneWolf2879</b> - the 02/03/2016 at 9:21am<b>EnigmaticSoul</b> - the 12/04/2015 at 10:57am<b>pyromaniac9</b> - the 11/29/2015 at 9:23pm<b>rcarn</b> - the 11/26/2015 at 9:13am<b>L0uls</b> - the 11/13/2015 at 1:57pm<b>corderballie</b> - the 09/02/2015 at 1:47pm<b>ThatGuy622</b> - the 08/18/2015 at 1:03am<b>Aly_donawho</b> - the 08/16/2015 at 5:15am<b>Miss_Mandi</b> - the 07/21/2015 at 7:30pm<b>immaloser95</b> - the 07/01/2015 at 12:43pm

Fucked!<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 07/06/2016 at 5:47pm<b>wanted_2_want</b> - the 05/08/2016 at 6:56pm<b>EnigmaticSoul</b> - the 12/04/2015 at 4:58pm<b>MrFloooo</b> - the 04/03/2015 at 9:41am<b>ReverseCarb</b> - the 10/07/2014 at 3:40am<b>turtlescape</b> - the 10/05/2014 at 4:51pm

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Kypopz's favorite FMLs

Today, I received an envelope from verizon. I assumed it was my bill. I opened it and saw a visa credit card offer so I quickly snapped it in half to prevent identity theft. Only after playing with the pieces for 10 minutes did I realize that it was my $100 rebate from my new phone. FML

by Anonymous / 09/25/2009 at 8:54am / United States (Ohio) / Miscellaneous

Today, me and my boyfriend were fooling around on my bed when things started to get heated. I said to him, "Do what ever you want". He got up and said he'd be right back. I thought he went to get a condom. He came back with a sandwich. FML

by sandwichsex / 08/08/2009 at 6:39pm / United States (California) / Intimacy

Today, I was having sex with my husband. As I was undressing, he said, "Arr, I spy me some booty!" I let it go, I'm used to his embarassing pirate talk. But as he orgasmed, he screamed, "I'VE FOUND THE BURIED TREASURE!" My neighbors heard in the apartment next door and called to let me know. FML

by piratequeen / 08/07/2009 at 1:39pm / United States (Mississippi) / Intimacy

Today, my friends had ditched me for a party I hadn't been invited to so I was sitting home alone. The only other thing in my house was the mosquito I nicknamed Fred. I liked to watch Fred fly around and try to suck my blood. 20 minutes later, I found Fred's dead body. I was actually sad. FML

by dumbo / 07/30/2009 at 10:43am / United States (Virginia) / Animals

Today, my friends had ditched me for a party I hadn't been invited to so I was sitting home alone. The only other thing in my house was the mosquito I nicknamed Fred. I liked to watch Fred fly around and try to suck my blood. 20 minutes later, I found Fred's dead body. I was actually sad. FML

by dumbo / 07/30/2009 at 10:43am / United States (Virginia) / Animals

Today, I went on a movie date. During the movie, I picked a small zit on my forehead. Afterwards, at dinner, he couldn't seem to keep his eyes off of my face. I thought he was staring lovingly at me. He was actually staring at a large throbbing zit with a trail of blood coming from it. FML

by Zitty / 07/12/2009 at 2:18pm / United States (Colorado) / Love

Today, I was in my car and a cute guy pulled up next to me. He looked at me and smiled, but in order to be cool, I pretended not to notice. I also pretended that I was listening to music and was completely absorbed in it, singing passionately. I wasn't even listening to music and my window was down. FML

by Anonymous / 07/06/2009 at 6:36pm / United States (California) / Transportation

Today, I was sitting at my desk eating cereal with my cat sleeping on my lap. I got a really funny text and I started laughing hysterically, and spilled my cereal all over my cat. I'll let you know how my legs, arms, neck and face heal up. FML

by Teylot / 06/28/2009 at 5:30pm / Canada (New Brunswick) / Animals

Today, my mom put some bubblewrap on my desk because she thought I would have fun with it. I'm 18. It was awesome. FML

by Jeweler / 06/26/2009 at 2:13am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

Today, I was in the grocery store getting bananas and there was this real hot guy next to me. He said hey beautiful so I smiled. He then asked if I was free on friday night. I smiled and said "yes why do you ask?" He looked up from the bananas and pointed to the bluetooth in his ear. FML

by Anonymous / 06/21/2009 at 3:50pm / United States (New Jersey) / Love

Today, I was playing a medieval game with my brother, when he took all of his character's clothes off and said, "Let's have sex!" I looked at him and said, "UH YOU ARE MY BROTHER!" He turns and looks at me, smiling and says, "But not in the game!" I am a 19 year old girl. He is 12. FML

by Sylvania / 06/10/2009 at 7:07pm / United States (North Carolina) / Intimacy

Today, my friend was having a party. It was going good until I got the hiccups really bad, and they wouldn't go away. My friend decided to scare them away by shooting a pellet gun right next to my head. Bad news: It blew out my eardrum. I still have the hiccups. FML

by Anonymous / 06/08/2009 at 9:49am / United States (Michigan) / Miscellaneous

Today, after 7 hours on my feet at work, my boyfriend picked me up. Relieved, I took off my shoes. Suddenly, he looked up and sniffed asking,"are those your feet?" I had forgotten to put on socks in my rush to work. He made me put my shoes back on and sit in the back, windows open. FML

by Socklessandsmelly / 05/26/2009 at 2:10am / United States (Tennessee) / Love

Today, I was standing on the packed bus home when I had a speck of dust in my lenses. As I couldn't rub it out, I tried blinking it out for the next five minutes. Then the hot girl opposite me screams "Stop winking at me, you bastard! Don't even think about it, you ugly fuck!" FML

by ballerphilip23 / 05/15/2009 at 1:11pm / Austria (Wien) / Transportation

Today, I got pulled over while dancing to crazy techno beats in the car. The officer RAN out of his car and up to mine and pounded on my window. He thought I was having a seizure. FML

by bdutton / 04/24/2009 at 4:10pm / United States (Connecticut) / Transportation

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