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  • Number of visits : 42600
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Today, I Was Holding A Yard Sale . A Man Cummd Up To Me An Askd If He Could Buy A Pair Of Rd An White Sneaker That I'd Found In Mah Attic An Had Never Worn . Five Bucks Later, He Was Walking Away With What I Now Realize Was The Pair Of Shoes Signd By Michael Jordan Given To Me By Mah Uncle . FML

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On 07/03/2009 at 2:30pm - misc - by capcha (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I learned that when blender jars aren't locked, they fly off the blender, into the air, hit you in the head and explode all over yur kitchen. Today, I also learned that after I'm attacked by a flying blender, the first thing mah boyfriend asks is if I'm still gonna make him a smoothie. FML

#3254274
110 comments

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On 06/26/2009 at 8:29pm - misc - by lifesmells - Canada (Ontario)

TODAY, MAH BROTHER AND I WERE GOING TO GIVE OUR PARENT THERE ANNIVERSARY GIFT WHICH COST US OVER $3000. THE GIFT WAS A TRIP TO LONDON IN AUGUST TO SEE A SHOW ON MICHAEL JACKSON'S COMEBACK TOUR. FML

#3237378
347 comments

I agree, your life sucks (102665) - you deserved it (9870)

On 06/26/2009 at 10:31am - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Rhode Island)

TODAY, MAH BROTHER AND I WERE GOING TO GIVE OUR PARENT THERE ANNIVERSARY GIFT WHICH COST US OVER $3000. THE GIFT WAS A TRIP TO LONDON IN AUGUST TO SEE A SHOW ON MICHAEL JACKSON'S COMEBACK TOUR. FML

#3237378
347 comments

I agree, your life sucks (102665) - you deserved it (9870)

On 06/26/2009 at 10:31am - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Rhode Island)

Today, 9 year old nephew found his way onto iTunes. I now have 401 songs titled "aidfj3P" by "ffjiel". FML

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241 comments

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On 06/22/2009 at 9:32am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - Singapore

TODAY, I GOT A COMPUTER. WHEN I OPEND IT, I FOUND OUT THAT DAD HAD MADE HIMSELF THE ADMINISTRATOR. HE MADE IT SO EVERYTHING SHUT OFF AFTER 11 O'CLOCK, AND MADE IT SO I COULDN'T DOWNLOAD ANYTHING WITHOUT HIS PASSWORD. REAL FML

#2655831
374 comments

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On 06/06/2009 at 9:17am - misc - by graduate - United States (New Jersey)

today I met this really nice guy at the mall an he gave me his number. Later that night, I texted him. We got on the subject of food, an I started talking about how much I love veal. He responded with saying I was supporting animal murder, that I should go to hell an lose his number. FML

#2449996
383 comments

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On 05/30/2009 at 11:34pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was watching Harry Potter. When all the students at Hogwarts started to clap at one point, I started clapping myself. FML

#2442795
251 comments

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On 05/30/2009 at 7:48pm - misc - by whoahshloann (woman) - United States (Florida)

Yesterday I Went To Get Te Apple Store, My Mac Ad Been Making A Grinding Noise From Te Fan. Te Guy Put Is Ear To Te Keyboard And Said Tere Was A CD In Te Drive So I Couldn't Ear Te Grinding From Te Fan. He Ejected Te CD. It Was Porn. FML

#1493509
173 comments

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On 04/30/2009 at 3:44pm - intimacy - by cait (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

TADAY ME AN MY FRIEND DECIDED TO SPY ON MY CRUSH. HE LIVES ACROS THE STREET, SO WE CLIMBED ON THE ROOF OF MY HOUSE AN WATCHED HIM WITH BINOCULARS. HE WAS WORKING OUT, AN AFTER 5 MINUTE HE STARTED WRITING SOMETHING. HE PUTTED A PIECE OF PAPER AGAINST THE WINDOW AN IT SAID, 'STOP WATCHING ME.' FML

#650213
228 comments

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On 03/27/2009 at 8:24pm - misc - by Creep (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

TODAY, I WAS WALKING TO MY CAR TONIGHT WHEN I SAW A LARGE MAN WALKING BEHIND ME, I HURRIED TO OPEN MY CAR AS HE WAS APPROACHING QUICKLY, MY DOOR WASN'T UNLOCKING AND I PANICKED!! IT WAS THEN I NOTICED IT WASNT EVEN MY CAR!! AS I WALKED AWAY FROM THE OTHER CAR, HE WALKED UP AND UNLOCKED THE DOOR!! MEGA FML

#202745
51 comments

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On 03/03/2009 at 11:19pm - misc - by Fantastic (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I Was Sitting Beside This Cute Guy On A Bench. Suddenly, He Goes, "I Know We Don't Know Each Other Very Well, But Would You Lyk To Have Dinner On Saturday?" I Turn To Him With A Goofy Smile, And Exclaim "I'D LOVE TO!" He Gives Me A Weird Look, Turns His Head And Points To His Bluetooth. FML

#194587
114 comments

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On 03/03/2009 at 10:38am - misc - by asdfasdf - United States (Virginia)



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