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KyngJulian

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KyngJulian

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  • Title : Mister
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  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 289
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 8 posted

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KyngJulian's favorite FMLs

Today, I found out I was an alcoholic. Not from my friends or family, but because the ice-maker couldn't keep up with the amount of drinks I've been making. FML

#20614650
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31299) - you deserved it (17878)

On 04/22/2013 at 10:48pm - misc - by KyngJulian - United States

Today, I went on another date with a guy I've had a crush on for a long time. Afterwards, we went back to my place for the first time and things got heated. While taking my pants off, he recoiled and asked if I thought it was still No Shave November. FML

#20479641
213 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25765) - you deserved it (42785)

On 01/26/2013 at 12:20pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, my boyfriend described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur.' FML

#13493485
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10972) - you deserved it (34665)

On 10/18/2010 at 12:10am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)



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