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About KylieG818 : I'm open to talk to anyone, so hit me up and get to know me. I love getting to know people, I'm a very nice person, and warm hearted.
I live my life the way I want. I will not change for anyone. If people don't accept me, then too bad for them. I love who I am, and who I am needs no excuses. "Be yourself, because everyone else is taken." Message me if u want to know more :-)
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Today, my dad told me I'm no longer allowed to see my boyfriend. Apparently there is a deer camera above my driveway that snaps pictures whenever it senses movement. Too bad I didn't know that when I was giving my boyfriend head in the driveway. FML
Today, my husband dropped me off at work. Ten minutes later I got a text saying "I just dropped the b*tch off I'll be there in a few baby, miss you". I asked him about it. He said, "I don't know what you're talking about, Megan". My name isn't Megan. Not even close. FML
Friday 17 October 2014