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KylieG818
  • Town/Country : City of Angeles, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 11 July 1995 (17 years)
  • Number of visits : 143
  • Number of comments : 9
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About KylieG818 : I'm 16, and open to talk to anyone, so hit me up and get to know me. I love getting to know people, I'm a very nice person, and warm hearted.

I live my life the way I want. I will not change for anyone. If people don't accept me, then too bad for them. I love who I am, and who I am needs no excuses. "Be yourself, because everyone else is taken." Message me if u want to know more :-)

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Today, I learned a valuable lesson: Make sure you learn to swim at a very young age, or else you might end up a in a swimming class with a bunch 3 and 4 year-olds, taught by your crush. FML

#19350578
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19939) - you deserved it (5174)

On 03/26/2012 at 10:51am - misc - by stupdude3 (man) - United States

Today, my school is having their homecoming, and it seems everyone but me has someone to go with. My best friend has her boyfriend, my brother has a date, and I have my hamster. FML

#17648334
173 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20417) - you deserved it (5653)

On 09/02/2011 at 10:47pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my child-hating friend who vowed never to have any no matter what, announced that she's pregnant. I've had three IVF cycles, spent $90k in fertility treatments, and still can't conceive. FML

#17646156
466 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39885) - you deserved it (3735)

On 09/02/2011 at 6:02pm - kids - by anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, my dad told me I'm no longer allowed to see my boyfriend. Apparently there is a deer camera above my driveway that snaps pictures whenever it senses movement. Too bad I didn't know that when I was giving my boyfriend head in the driveway. FML

#17627685
268 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12557) - you deserved it (38898)

On 08/31/2011 at 3:36am - intimacy - by Username - United States

Today, my girlfriend will only speak to me using Lady Gaga lyrics. FML

#17627394
222 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27469) - you deserved it (4622)

On 08/31/2011 at 2:31am - love - by ryanlogan - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my husband dropped me off at work. Ten minutes later I got a text saying "I just dropped the b*tch off I'll be there in a few baby, miss you". I asked him about it. He said, "I don't know what you're talking about, Megan". My name isn't Megan. Not even close. FML

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On 02/28/2009 at 6:10am - love - by thatsucks (woman) - United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire)



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