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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 6 December 1993 (22 years old)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 31549
  • Number of comments : 449
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 23 posted

About Kylias : brb, artfagging

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Visits<b>Yelson</b> - the 08/23/2016 at 3:33pm<b>Pinkgal123</b> - the 08/23/2016 at 3:04am<b>putty07</b> - the 08/21/2016 at 5:46pm<b>kirbo2</b> - the 08/19/2016 at 10:38am<b>Scootythedog</b> - the 08/13/2016 at 8:05pm<b>JamesMago</b> - the 07/27/2016 at 8:49am<b>Chibster</b> - the 07/16/2016 at 3:27pm<b>Dr_Awesome654</b> - the 07/06/2016 at 5:33pm<b>Popeye2341</b> - the 07/03/2016 at 12:50am<b>Shamandalie89</b> - the 07/01/2016 at 7:45am<b>FailSwitch</b> - the 06/29/2016 at 7:14pm<b>dno79</b> - the 06/24/2016 at 3:40pm<b>thatoneguy255</b> - the 06/18/2016 at 2:49pm<b>Jiratias</b> - the 06/07/2016 at 2:06pm<b>Ranzboy</b> - the 06/06/2016 at 8:51am<b>Oihana</b> - the 05/23/2016 at 3:55pm<b>phantomxbg</b> - the 05/14/2016 at 1:55pm<b>BonerFart</b> - the 05/08/2016 at 5:46pm

Fucked!<b>Pinkgal123</b> - the 08/23/2016 at 9:04am<b>Scootythedog</b> - the 08/14/2016 at 2:05am<b>Jiratias</b> - the 06/07/2016 at 8:06pm<b>momo3p</b> - the 04/05/2016 at 12:37pm<b>tin_cup</b> - the 02/01/2016 at 11:29pm<b>JayBay090</b> - the 11/25/2015 at 9:34pm<b>Walmartian2015</b> - the 11/02/2015 at 2:28am<b>DoomSkuller</b> - the 10/07/2015 at 8:13am<b>MyScurvy</b> - the 09/01/2015 at 11:02pm<b>KaylaRox1908</b> - the 08/14/2015 at 11:34pm<b>Kevinmeowbeanz</b> - the 07/26/2015 at 11:06am<b>kamart</b> - the 07/24/2015 at 8:22am<b>dirtbikeguy</b> - the 07/09/2015 at 12:35am<b>elizabeth_black</b> - the 06/15/2015 at 4:34am<b>kaylizs</b> - the 04/12/2015 at 7:35pm<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 04/01/2015 at 3:12pm<b>emotionalhentai</b> - the 03/14/2015 at 6:40pm<b>Georick7</b> - the 01/19/2015 at 4:18am

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Kylias's favorite FMLs

Today, I realized my new kitten is the spawn of the devil. It decided to go get itself stuck in a tree. I tried to climb up to rescue it. But it kept climbing higher. I was about to grab the cat when I fell. The cat then jumped down and started purring. FML

by WearingOff / 07/13/2009 at 11:03pm / United States (California) / Animals

Today, I realized my new kitten is the spawn of the devil. It decided to go get itself stuck in a tree. I tried to climb up to rescue it. But it kept climbing higher. I was about to grab the cat when I fell. The cat then jumped down and started purring. FML

by WearingOff / 07/13/2009 at 11:03pm / United States (California) / Animals

Today, I learned that "Officer, I do not consent to any searches" means "Officer, please handcuff me, I am trying to be difficult" in cop speak. FML

by whatrights / 07/12/2009 at 4:59am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

Today, my girlfriend, who never initiates sex, pulled me into my room and onto my bed with kisses and other seductive behavior. As I'm thinking about how awesome it is that's she's doing this for once, she reaches down, grabs my underwear, and gives me the worst wedgie I've ever received. FML

by robinhoood / 07/12/2009 at 1:38am / United States (California) / Intimacy

Today, as I was bent over at my waitressing job an elderly woman walked by and smacked my ass. I looked at her, shocked, and she said, "It was too tempting with you bent over like that, I have a dirty old mind." I didn't know whether to be flattered or horrified. Maybe both. FML

by grannysmack / 07/11/2009 at 5:10am / United States (Iowa) / Work

Today, I was taking a shower and I saw a new body wash that said "radiance ribbons." That sounded a little effeminate, but it smelled manly enough and the only alternative was normal soap, so I used it. Just now, I stepped out into the sun and found out what "radiance ribbons" means. I sparkle. FML

by takinabreak / 07/10/2009 at 1:03pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous

Today, I was on a train when an old man standing next to me very obviously checked me out, caught my eye, and winked. He spent the next five minutes rubbing his penis against my leg. When I turned to tell him off, the train lurched, and the old man fell face first into my breasts. FML

by bridezilla / 07/05/2009 at 12:12am / Canada (Alberta) / Transportation

Today, I was in my new boyfriend's apartment for the first time. As I was flipping through his photo albums, I came across one full of disturbingly candid pictures of me. I found some as early as my trip to the state fair, three years ago. I met my boyfriend two months ago. FML

by Anonymous / 07/01/2009 at 3:18pm / United States (Arizona) / Miscellaneous

Today, I was supposed to work with this girl I really like but I had the flu really bad. I really really wanted to see her so I forced myself out of bed and went to work feeling terrible but determined to see her face. When I got to work I asked where she was. She had called in sick with the flu. FML

by Anonymous / 06/30/2009 at 11:25pm / Australia (New South Wales) / Miscellaneous

Today, I saw a drunk guy hitting on a girl sitting alone at the bar. She insisted that her boyfriend was there, but he didn't relent. So I went over and put my arm around her and asked "Who's this guy?" He walked away, but then I felt a tap on my shoulder. It was her boyfriend. He broke my arm. FML

by Anonymous / 06/30/2009 at 2:57pm / Canada (Ontario) / Health

Today, It took me more than 4 hours to set up the back yard for my daughters baby shower. It only took my husband one push of a button to turn on the sprinklers. FML

by stew / 06/23/2009 at 11:47am / United States (Oregon) / Miscellaneous

Today, I was helping an old man find a pair of shoes. I told him about a particularly comfortable pair but had to inform him that they only came in black or white. Hearing this, the old man grabbed me around the neck and began to beat me in the head with our display shoe. He wanted brown. FML

by Shoes / 06/12/2009 at 1:33am / United States (Washington) / Work

Today, on my last break, a lady comes up to me and asks if she could have a hug because I reminded her of her daughter that died in a car accident 3 years before. Touched, I called my mom to let her know that I loved her. Before I could tell her, she said it was probably a scam and hung up on me. FML

by bumgirl / 05/08/2009 at 3:22am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

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