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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 6 December 1993 (22 years old)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 31708
  • Number of comments : 449
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 23 posted

About Kylias : brb, artfagging

Kylias's page activity

Visits<b>kiki1705</b> - the 11/22/2016 at 8:42pm<b>ASIR786</b> - the 10/29/2016 at 1:12pm<b>Bonngoo</b> - the 10/26/2016 at 1:34am<b>lutessiarose</b> - the 10/22/2016 at 4:04pm<b>Joshwarrior</b> - the 10/17/2016 at 11:54pm<b>thundercrow1999</b> - the 10/12/2016 at 1:30am<b>TheGreastest</b> - the 09/20/2016 at 3:35pm<b>28actress</b> - the 09/07/2016 at 9:02am<b>iwillreapyou</b> - the 09/05/2016 at 6:17pm<b>Yelson</b> - the 08/23/2016 at 3:33pm<b>Pinkgal123</b> - the 08/23/2016 at 3:04am<b>putty07</b> - the 08/21/2016 at 5:46pm<b>kirbo2</b> - the 08/19/2016 at 10:38am<b>Scootythedog</b> - the 08/13/2016 at 8:05pm<b>JamesMago</b> - the 07/27/2016 at 8:49am<b>Chibster</b> - the 07/16/2016 at 3:27pm<b>Dr_Awesome654</b> - the 07/06/2016 at 5:33pm<b>Popeye2341</b> - the 07/03/2016 at 12:50am

Fucked!<b>Joshwarrior</b> - the 10/18/2016 at 5:54am<b>iwillreapyou</b> - the 09/06/2016 at 12:17am<b>Pinkgal123</b> - the 08/23/2016 at 9:04am<b>Scootythedog</b> - the 08/14/2016 at 2:05am<b>Jiratias</b> - the 06/07/2016 at 8:06pm<b>momo3p</b> - the 04/05/2016 at 12:37pm<b>tin_cup</b> - the 02/01/2016 at 11:29pm<b>JayBay090</b> - the 11/25/2015 at 9:34pm<b>Walmartian2015</b> - the 11/02/2015 at 2:28am<b>DoomSkuller</b> - the 10/07/2015 at 8:13am<b>MyScurvy</b> - the 09/01/2015 at 11:02pm<b>KaylaRox1908</b> - the 08/14/2015 at 11:34pm<b>Kevinmeowbeanz</b> - the 07/26/2015 at 11:06am<b>kamart</b> - the 07/24/2015 at 8:22am<b>dirtbikeguy</b> - the 07/09/2015 at 12:35am<b>elizabeth_black</b> - the 06/15/2015 at 4:34am<b>kaylizs</b> - the 04/12/2015 at 7:35pm<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 04/01/2015 at 3:12pm

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Kylias's favorite FMLs

Today, while losing my virginity to my boyfriend, I had my first orgasm. I don't remember much of what I said during, but after it was all over, he looks at me and says, "You have terrible grammar during climax." FML

by klsdhjla / 02/14/2010 at 8:23pm / United States (Texas) / Intimacy

Today, I broke my dominant hand. My teacher insists we hand-write our essays. I called and asked if it was okay for me to type up the essays. She said no. I have two essays due tomorrow, which count for half my grade. FML

by Anonymous / 01/24/2010 at 2:29pm / United States (Oregon) / Work

Today, I came home from a year long backpacking trip in Europe. During my absence my parents divorced, dad took the house and most of the money, sister is seven months pregnant, brother was arrested for statutory rape, and my mom pawned all my stuff to buy booze to "cope." Oh, and my fish died. FML

by Anonymous / 12/28/2009 at 7:08am / United States (Washington) / Holidays

Today, I had one more gift to buy: a copy of Fight Club. I asked a person working at Best Buy if they had any in stock. The man wouldn't sell me the last copy because I had broken the first two rules. FML

by Anonymous / 12/24/2009 at 3:10pm / United States / Miscellaneous

Today, my condo board refused to lift the new policy requiring pet owners to carry dogs in common areas because someone's dog is peeing in the hall. I can't physically carry my two dogs, so I'm now forced to wheel them through the building in a borrowed baby stroller. FML

by Slivered / 11/18/2009 at 4:50am / Canada (Ontario) / Animals

Today, I got a letter in the mail saying I'm being sued by the guy that broke into my house last week. When I walked in and saw him, I tackled him, punched him in the face a time or two, and restrained him with zip ties. I now have to pay for his broken nose and face charges of assault. FML

by ShouldHaveLetHimTakeTheTV / 11/07/2009 at 12:01pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Miscellaneous

Today, my boyfriend's head was on my lap. I bent down to kiss him. My stomach rolls got there first. FML

by Anonymous / 10/04/2009 at 5:40pm / Canada (Ontario) / Love

Today, while cleaning up, I dropped a box of thumbtacks, spilling them all over the floor. As I fumbled to pick them up, the power went out. FML

by Ouchies / 10/01/2009 at 6:31pm / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous

Today, my whole family was sitting in the kitchen. My sister was stoned and passed out in our dog's bed. My dad was drunk, yelling "who's your daddy" at his plate of barbecue, and my mom just sat there with that, "what the hell happened to my life" look on her face. FML

by Anonymous / 09/13/2009 at 5:27am / United States (Missouri) / Miscellaneous

Today, when we were at wrestling practice, we had to bend over to stretch. When I bent down, I noticed a car on the street stopped. There was a sixty year old man watching us. He then licked his lips and drove away. FML

by iceman123432 / 09/02/2009 at 4:07pm / United States (Texas) / Work

Today, I found out that when you chase a couple of squirrels off your porch for irritating your dogs, sometimes they chase you back. FML

by Anonymous / 08/09/2009 at 12:22am / United States (Texas) / Animals

Today, it was my wedding day, and while I was standing next to my husband in front of all of our guests, I was rocking on my heels because I was nervous. I rocked too far and fell backward. My husband didn't come to help me up. He just said at the top of his lungs, "FAIL!" FML

by thefailure / 08/02/2009 at 12:21am / United States (Georgia) / Love

Today, a friend offered to have sex with me, since I'm a 19 year old virgin who's only been kissed. He then added on that I would have to give him my Wii in return. FML

by VelocityMary / 07/30/2009 at 11:52am / United States / Intimacy

Today, I learned when you're babysitting a 5 year old, and you hear the toilet flush and then the words "uh oh", it's already too late. FML

by Pooperscooper / 07/20/2009 at 2:45pm / Kids

Today, I realized my new kitten is the spawn of the devil. It decided to go get itself stuck in a tree. I tried to climb up to rescue it. But it kept climbing higher. I was about to grab the cat when I fell. The cat then jumped down and started purring. FML

by WearingOff / 07/13/2009 at 11:03pm / United States (California) / Animals