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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 6 December 1993 (22 years old)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 31317
  • Number of comments : 449
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 23 posted

About Kylias : brb, artfagging

Kylias's page activity

Visits<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 04/30/2016 at 12:13am<b>obewonstrangeone</b> - the 04/21/2016 at 10:16am<b>momo3p</b> - the 04/05/2016 at 6:37am<b>Phyrex</b> - the 04/04/2016 at 4:41pm<b>crudeandrudeguy</b> - the 04/01/2016 at 3:39am<b>walid820014</b> - the 03/25/2016 at 7:16am<b>jonjonguapito</b> - the 03/03/2016 at 4:04pm<b>Hilda_x</b> - the 02/29/2016 at 11:17pm<b>llamadramas</b> - the 02/25/2016 at 9:29am<b>lombcover</b> - the 02/24/2016 at 5:52am<b>IdntNOthePASS</b> - the 02/14/2016 at 10:43pm<b>edenxero</b> - the 02/14/2016 at 1:31am<b>Rich531</b> - the 02/10/2016 at 9:49pm<b>Allornone</b> - the 02/09/2016 at 5:59am<b>papygeorges</b> - the 02/04/2016 at 7:18am<b>tin_cup</b> - the 02/01/2016 at 5:29pm<b>balboa_2</b> - the 01/29/2016 at 1:23pm<b>jvarcoe</b> - the 01/28/2016 at 11:31pm

Fucked!<b>momo3p</b> - the 04/05/2016 at 12:37pm<b>tin_cup</b> - the 02/01/2016 at 11:29pm<b>JayBay090</b> - the 11/25/2015 at 9:34pm<b>Walmartian2015</b> - the 11/02/2015 at 2:28am<b>DoomSkuller</b> - the 10/07/2015 at 8:13am<b>MyScurvy</b> - the 09/01/2015 at 11:02pm<b>KaylaRox1908</b> - the 08/14/2015 at 11:34pm<b>Kevinmeowbeanz</b> - the 07/26/2015 at 11:06am<b>kamart</b> - the 07/24/2015 at 8:22am<b>dirtbikeguy</b> - the 07/09/2015 at 12:35am<b>elizabeth_black</b> - the 06/15/2015 at 4:34am<b>kaylizs</b> - the 04/12/2015 at 7:35pm<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 04/01/2015 at 3:12pm<b>emotionalhentai</b> - the 03/14/2015 at 6:40pm<b>Georick7</b> - the 01/19/2015 at 4:18am<b>castielnovak</b> - the 12/26/2014 at 5:59am<b>insulinshot</b> - the 12/19/2014 at 5:28am

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Kylias's favorite FMLs

Today, I was at the bakery I work at. A man came in to pick up a cake he said he ordered, but we could find neither the cake nor the order form. He yelled at me about being 'incompetent' before remembering that he had ordered the cake from a different bakery. FML

by Anonymous / 04/25/2011 at 6:38pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Work

Today, I was listening to my son's teacher gossip about students whilst in the grocery store. I was thrilled when she described my son as "A model student". However, she then went on to say, "Which is surprising considering that his parents are trailer trash." FML

by kindgartin / 04/23/2011 at 5:26am / Canada (Nova Scotia) / Kids

Today, I woke up to a text from my boyfriend asking if I'd Skype with him. Thinking he'd find my tousled bed hair and big t-shirt sexy, I went on. The first thing he noticed was the massive booger on my face that stretched from my nose to the other side of my cheek. FML

by Whatever479 / 02/17/2011 at 12:29pm / Ireland (Dublin) / Health

Today, my friend finally convinced me that if I picked up her cat it wouldn't scratch my eyes out. It peed on me instead. FML

by hannah / 02/17/2011 at 12:58am / United Kingdom / Animals

Today, I cleaned up my dog's crap after my wife asked me. 5 minutes later she yelled at me for being lazy as she slammed the door leaving for work. My dog shit in the exact same spot apparently to make me look stupid. FML

by Username / 02/12/2011 at 9:17pm / United States (Kentucky) / Animals

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. Feeling bad, I texted him a few hours later apologizing. He said it was fine and that he went ahead and picked up a girl from the mall. FML

by grrrr / 02/12/2011 at 2:00pm / United States / Love

Today, I woke up to my new roommate staring at me, just a few inches from my face. She then told me how easy I would be to kill in my sleep. Then she stood up, naked from head to toe. FML

by 123roomielover / 01/26/2011 at 12:40pm / United States (Michigan) / Miscellaneous

Today, my girlfriend got into a huge fight with her mom over the phone. After the fight, she looked ready to cry so I went over to comfort her. She went straight past me, and started confiding in her creepy, extremely expensive dolls instead. FML

by Anonymous / 03/12/2010 at 8:00pm / United States (Texas) / Love

Today, my roommate confronted me about my eating disorder. She described in length how emaciated my chest has become and how she wants to help. Except I don't have an eating disorder. My sternum is deformed and I have only recently become confident enough to wear low-cut tops. FML

by Anonymous / 03/09/2010 at 3:57am / United States (Utah) / Health

Today, I woke up with one of the worst migraines I've had in months. My mother (who thinks I'm a hypochondriac) began to scream at me about "making up an illness". When I asked for my meds, she called me an addict and dumped my $300 prescription down the sink. FML

by space_cadet90818 / 03/07/2010 at 7:16pm / United States (Vermont) / Health

Today, my looks alone made a girl cry. FML

by SadFace / 03/07/2010 at 1:54pm / United States (Michigan) / Miscellaneous

Today, I got on an empty tram and decided to sit at the back. A few minutes in I start to hear a noise and thinking it was the tram, decided to ignore it. When I heard what sounded like an evil giggle, I looked around to see that it wasn't the tram, but it was some creepy middle aged man taking photos of me. FML

by tramrider / 03/07/2010 at 11:29am / United Kingdom (Greater London) / Transportation

Today, I got on an empty tram and decided to sit at the back. A few minutes in I start to hear a noise and thinking it was the tram, decided to ignore it. When I heard what sounded like an evil giggle, I looked around to see that it wasn't the tram, but it was some creepy middle aged man taking photos of me. FML

by tramrider / 03/07/2010 at 11:29am / United Kingdom (Greater London) / Transportation

Today, I chuckled at a "no smoking" sign as I lit my cigarette. I bent my head down to light it and somehow managed to light my hair on fire. FML

by kaycie_lynn / 02/18/2010 at 8:11pm / United States (Maryland) / Miscellaneous

Today, I was docked and fined in my dorm building because of multiple noise complaints. What was I doing that was so noisy? I slipped in the shower and banged my head against the floor. Then when I reached for the towel rack to pull myself up, it broke and I slammed my wrist onto the ground. FML

by Anonymous / 02/16/2010 at 2:26am / United States (Georgia) / Health