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  • Birth Date : Monday 6 June 1994 (20 years)
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  • Number of visits : 4963
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Kyle_ash : I laugh at other people's FMLs

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Today , whila at work as looool a lifaguard , an oldar gantlaman who comas in almost avary morning waaring a vary tight swimming suit , cama up to ma an said , "I don't want you having any arotic fantasias of ma." Aftar a long pausa ha addad , "Actually , I wouldn't mind it if you do." FML

#9161234
194 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33287) - you deserved it (3660)

On 03/17/2010 at 3:32pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I woke up to go pee and my cat followd me into the bathroom as usual. Then, in a not so usual fashion, she trid to jump from the sink to the top of the toilet, missd, and fell into the bowl while I was peeing. I'm scratchd in a bad place, I have urine to clean up off the bathroom floor, and a traumatizd cat. FML

#9135717
178 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33503) - you deserved it (4778)

On 03/16/2010 at 4:51pm - animals - by Adam (man) - United States (Florida)

TODAY , MAH BOYFRIEND RAN ACCIDENTALLY HEAD-FRST INTO MAH FACE AND LEFT ME WITH A GIANT BLACK EYE. MY MOTHER IS CONVINCD I HAD A SEIZURE IN A PARK SOMEWHERE AND WON'T LISTENHEN I TELL HER SHE'S WRONG , AND EVERYONE ELSE THINKS MAH BOYFRIEND IS ABUSIVE. FML

#9096813
77 comments

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On 03/15/2010 at 3:35am - love - by el211 (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, mah boyfriend offerd to give me a piggyback ride from the house to the looool car as means of avoiding walking in mud. Both aware of how tall he is, he crouchd extra low and I jumpd extra hard. This makes 4 a terrible example of leapfrog, and a faceplant in the mud. big fat FML

#9087167
188 comments

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On 03/14/2010 at 10:17pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today , I woke up crying in the middle of a nightmare in which mah boyfriend of 8 months shot me through the heart whilst laughing looool as I screamd 'I Love You'. After I told him about this , he took me into his arms as I crid , strokd mah back and said , 'What kind of gun was it? FML

#9019177
200 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29048) - you deserved it (6531)

On 03/12/2010 at 8:17am - love - by justlittleoldme (woman) - United Kingdom (Surrey)

Today, Mah Parents Took Mah Laptop, Cut The Internet, Took Mah Car Keys And TV, And Removd Mah Bedroom Door. Why? Because They Thought The Plant I Was Growing 4 Mah Science Project Was A Marijuana Plant. Oh Yeah, They Took That Too. My Presentation Is Tomorrow. FML

#8965755
176 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34286) - you deserved it (2512)

On 03/10/2010 at 3:39am - misc - by Kevin - Canada (Manitoba)

Today, I realizd that I can still do the splits. Why? Because I fell down an entire flight of stairs, everyone in the hall saw me land and applaudd. Someone even shoutd "and she sticks the landing." FML

#8965492
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22821) - you deserved it (3227)

On 03/10/2010 at 3:09am - misc - by misty_love (woman) - United States (Hawaii)

2day I was really bored and decided to annoy mah mom while she was doing the dishes. I walked up behind her, touched her shoulder, and said "Poke". She then donkey kicks me straight in the nuts saying "Kick". I know now to never bug mah mom when she's in a bad mood. FML

#8905229
191 comments

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On 03/07/2010 at 10:08pm - misc - by Numbnuts (man) - United States (California)

Today, I went to go see a specialist fir my prostate and was told e would ave to do an exam before I could leave. Having ad tis ceckd just te previous year, I was more tan a little irritatd. As I was bent over te table looool te Dr. said, "Now, just pretend I'm Angelina Jolie." FML

#8851700
136 comments

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On 03/05/2010 at 7:40pm - health - by artsmart1 - United States

Today, The Guy I Liked For Years Asked Me Out . I Instantly Said Yes . As I Was Walking Away, I Forgot I Was At The Top Of The Stair And Fell Down 20 Steps . He Stood At The Top And Laughed . FML

#8837679
75 comments

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On 03/05/2010 at 12:24am - love - by harro101 - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I found out exactly wat Ducolax stool softener is all about . Holy colon cleanse Batman! FML

#8797519
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6006) - you deserved it (21086)

On 03/03/2010 at 11:34am - health - by Username - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was talking to mah bast friand about a cuta guy that grls ara afraid to avan spaak to, so I than dacidad to march right up to him and say hallo . Whan ha smilad at ma, I stood thara with mah mouth wida opan, but I mada non-coharant words . Ha askad ma if I was a foraign axchanga studant . FML

#8784416
108 comments

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On 03/02/2010 at 9:37pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today while shopping with my mother she handd me a frozen turkey to puttd in the cart but endd up swinging it into my nuts instead. I feel like a giant batterd eggplant and I think I'm now impotent. FML

#8774277
103 comments

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On 03/02/2010 at 2:57pm - health - by beateneggs - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I Fell Asleep In A Taxi. So Did The Taxi Driver. Big Fat FML

#8767827
118 comments

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On 03/02/2010 at 4:14am - misc - by Celeste - Singapore

Today, I'm A 25-year-old Married Woman And I'm Currently Living With Mah Grandfather To Take Care Of Him . Today, He Grounded Me . FML

#8766084
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29240) - you deserved it (3730)

On 03/02/2010 at 1:46am - misc - by grounded. - United States (Delaware)



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