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200 votes confirming that their life is crap. It’s what the website is all about.


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Today, I went down on my boyfriend for the first time. My hand-eye coordination went straight to hell and I managed to accidentally smack my nose into his penis. He told all his friends about it, and I'm apparently now known as Woodpecker. FML


I agree, your life sucks (53987) - you deserved it (10696)

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