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You’ve now voted that they totally deserved it more than 100 times.

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200 votes confirming that their life is crap. It’s what the website is all about.

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Today, I went down on my boyfriend for the first time. My hand-eye coordination went straight to hell and I managed to accidentally smack my nose into his penis. He told all his friends about it, and I'm apparently now known as Woodpecker. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (48657) - you deserved it (9553)

On 02/08/2014 at 1:49pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States



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