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Today, I was so bored, I sewed my name into my underwear. FML

#5822673 (102)

I agree, your life sucks (15708) - you deserved it (8432)

On 10/13/2009 at 11:25pm - misc - by Anonymous - Sent from mobile version

Today, I had a very intense sexual dream that made me come and left me panting when I woke up. It was the best orgasm I'd ever had. The trouble was, it wasn't about a hot girl, or anything sexy. It was about bacon. FML

#2009053 (704)

I agree, your life sucks (120403) - you deserved it (28797)

On 05/17/2009 at 8:33am - intimacy - by wtfdreams (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was at a sandwich shop and couldn't help but secretly remove a loose hair from a girl standing in front of me. I yanked it and she instantly began screaming and crying. It was in fact a very long mole hair. The thing started bleeding like a gunshot wound. My apologies went unnoticed. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30161) - you deserved it (104190)

On 03/22/2009 at 3:45pm - misc - by Mason_Jayson - United States (Iowa)

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