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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 18 February 1988 (26 years)
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  • Number of comments : 32
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, I got back my math test. Instead of taking the time to mark the mistakes, my professor just circled the bottom half of the page and wrote "OMG." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (90677) - you deserved it (27025)

On 04/07/2009 at 2:37pm - work - by aviators (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I went on a date with a guy for the first time. We went to Starbucks and got coffee. We talked for a while, and we were joking and having a good time. Suddenly, he put his hand on my stomach and said, "Soon, this will be plump with my seed." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (344348) - you deserved it (38477)

On 04/06/2009 at 3:39pm - misc - by creepermagnet (woman) - United States (Maryland)



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