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by aviators / 04/07/2009 at 2:37pm / United States (Virginia) / Work
Today, I went on a date with a guy for the first time. We went to Starbucks and got coffee. We talked for a while, and we were joking and having a good time. Suddenly, he put his hand on my stomach and said, "Soon, this will be plump with my seed." FML
by creepermagnet / 04/06/2009 at 3:39pm / United States (Maryland) / Love
- Today, I was getting it on with my cute guy friend in his candlelit bedroom and we had just started… Today, I ran into an old couple everyone has been avoiding in my small town. Four weeks ago, they… Today, my 9 year-old daughter had really bad constipation. When I took her to the doctor, he had to…