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  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Thursday 7 November 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 212
  • Number of comments : 16
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Today, I actually had to explain to my husband why his habit of wiping his boogers off into our baby's hair has to stop. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (42997) - you deserved it (3300)

On 08/29/2013 at 12:26pm - misc - by grossedout (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I could hear my daughter playing with her Barbie dolls in her room. "Do you think your boss will agree to give you a raise?", she said. "Of course, we slept together!" My daughter is six. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (48596) - you deserved it (8074) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 08/27/2013 at 6:32am - kids - by Poly24 - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was using a public toilet, when someone in the next stall reached under, grabbed at my low-hanging toilet paper and pulled at it at an insane speed, whispering some kind of weird chant. Then he suddenly stopped, screamed, and ran out. What the hell happened in there? FML

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On 06/13/2013 at 12:01pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, during a never-ending dinner with really boring friends, I faked being tired and told my husband, "Let’s go honey, we have a long way to drive home." He looks at me and says, "Well… we are at home." FML

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