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by Smoothskin / 09/19/2013 at 5:18pm / Australia (Victoria) / Kids
by Anonymous / 09/17/2013 at 10:21am / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I waited in the pouring rain for my wife to come pick me up from work. It was only after I was thoroughly drenched that I remembered it was my wife's day off, and that I drove myself to work earlier in her car, which was parked fifty feet from where I was waiting. FML
by Anonymous / 09/16/2013 at 4:30pm / Transportation
by Anonymous / 09/16/2013 at 1:42pm / United States (New York) / Kids
by Stheno / 09/16/2013 at 8:49am / United Kingdom (Bristol, City of) / Love
by Kit / 09/16/2013 at 7:09am / United Kingdom (Swindon) / Love
Today, a lady stormed into the pharmacy I work at and chewed me out because the medicine I sold her the day before gave her horrible diarrhea as a "side effect". I checked, and it was the medicine she asked for - laxatives. FML
by anonymous / 09/16/2013 at 1:35am / United States (Oregon) / Health
Today, as I was getting my nails done at a salon, the owner pulled my head back against the chair in front of all the customers and began to tweeze my eyebrows. When I exclaimed that I didn't pay for that service, she replied, "I don't care. This needs done." FML
by BaMiTsAnYa / 09/15/2013 at 9:21pm / United States (Florida) / Transportation
by blzrdsgrl / 09/15/2013 at 8:43pm / United States / Love
Today, my grandmother opened the bathroom door to find me eating a spoonful of Nutella while on the toilet. She is convinced that I was eating my own shit and will not stop telling everybody. They believe her. FML
by Anonymous / 09/15/2013 at 5:16pm / United States (Ohio) / Miscellaneous
Today, I saw an elderly gentleman in the street wearing a shirt with a big QR code on it. Amused, I used an app on my phone to decode it. It gave me a shortened web address, which I followed, only to be faced with a picture of the same gentleman naked, grinning, and giving a thumbs up. FML
by Anonymous / 09/15/2013 at 3:53pm / Romania (Bucuresti) / Intimacy
Today, I was home alone and heard the kitchen tap turn on. Shocked, I turned it off. It continuously kept turning itself on so I set my video phone on it to find out the cause. My cat has learnt to turn it on. I later found said cat teaching another. I have three cats. All my taps are like this. FML
by Madster15 / 09/15/2013 at 2:05am / Australia (Victoria) / Animals
by Norvi / 09/14/2013 at 1:51am / South Africa (Gauteng) / Health
by Anonynommer / 09/13/2013 at 7:13pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Work
Today, I was standing in line at the grocery store waiting for my husband. After a while, I feel him kissing my neck, so I turn to tell him that it's not appropriate in public. It wasn't my husband. FML
by whyme / 09/12/2013 at 10:44am / United States (Florida) / Love