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Today, after a big argument, my girlfriend looked me dead in the eyes and said "I can go the rest of my life without sex, you know." 5ML

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I agree, your life sucks (45681) - you deserved it (11462)

On 01/24/2014 at 3:24pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Sent from mobile version

Today, my boyfriend and I were preparing for the arrival of Hurricane Sandy. I tasked him with going out to buy emergency groceries in case we lose power. He returned with dozens of microwave cup noodles. We're going to starve. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23675) - you deserved it (3395)

On 10/28/2012 at 4:14pm - love - by cupnoodles (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my fiancé's parents visited. I keep chickens for their eggs, and his parents own a farm, so we had a connection. They told us to leave the house while they cooked us dinner. When we returned, we faced two steaming plates of chicken. My chickens. They had names. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (220995) - you deserved it (27671)

On 04/10/2009 at 1:11am - animals - by lanbon182 - United States (California)



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