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KushCrushin89

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KushCrushin89

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  • Number of visits : 180
  • Number of comments : 107
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About KushCrushin89 : Hi, just here to stir the pot. If you make a spelling or grammatical error, I will be correcting you. Have a nice day!

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Today, I started to come to during dental surgery. I clearly heard someone behind me say "Shit! Get this fucker back under!" then another person mentioning they'd have to kill me to avoid "another lawsuit", followed by laughter and the blackness of sleep. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (57105) - you deserved it (3376)

On 10/06/2013 at 5:49pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, feeling lonely after my recent breakup, I put on my nicest clothes and went out clubbing with a few friends. I brought a guy back to my place, and we got intimate. It was going well, until he took off my push-up bra, then panicked and drunkenly asked, "Where'd they go?!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25055) - you deserved it (48107)

On 01/24/2013 at 7:54pm - intimacy - by chase (woman) - New Zealand (Auckland)



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