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KurouTenshi
  • Town/Country : Spring, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 24 July 1989 (23 years)
  • Number of visits : 2683
  • Number of comments : 885
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About KurouTenshi : Oookay~ So...
My name is Chris. I'm a Texan (one of the non-dumbass kind)

-Favourites-

TV Show:
That 70s Show

Artist(s):
DragonForce
Lady GaGa

Video Game:
Legend of Zelda

People here:
AngryNinja
DGross
mercyFML
CallMeHush
Ajjas013
xundria
boatkicker
Monikabug
ScaryyMary
(9 and counting up)

-Idiot FML'r's-
1.)"darkmis1"
For taking everything too goddamn seriously,
and having a stick up her ass.
2.)"purplemnm"
For being a whiny bitch about dissing Germany and its inhabitants.
[For the Above]: I understand by putting the above doesn't make me come off very...intelligent or mature...but as for that, I simply don't give a fuck. :) So there you have it.

For anyone who reads all this, you're my hero.

If you message me, I love you!

If you don't like me, then good.
Chances are, I won't like your sorry intolerant ass either!

Now, if you'll excuse me...
*trails off*

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KurouTenshi's favorite FMLs

Today, it's my sixteenth birthday and my mom promised me she'd buy me a car. She came home with a toy lego car. FML

#8169193
290 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15427) - you deserved it (13534)

On 02/12/2010 at 2:24pm - misc - by RaceCar (man) - United States (Alabama)

Today, when setting up for a rehearsal, my eldest teacher was standing next to me. My music teacher announces that it will be a tight fit and hard for everyone to fit in the area. The old teacher next to me leans over and whispers, "I'd like to fit in your tight area." FML

#8153537
211 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21262) - you deserved it (1657)

On 02/12/2010 at 12:13am - intimacy - by pinky (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I woke up to the sound of someone having sex in the room next to me. I don't have a roommate. Turns out my mom thought I was out of town and used her extra key to bring a guy over for sex. FML

#8131977
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14327) - you deserved it (1281)

On 02/11/2010 at 2:40pm - intimacy - by yourstruly - United States (Georgia)

Today, my dad got a hard-on looking at my best friend. He asked me how my NutriSystem diet was going. He was looking at my friend's boobs when he asked me. FML

#8082949
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13293) - you deserved it (1346)

On 02/10/2010 at 7:23am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)



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