Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?


Search for a member



  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 3438
  • Number of comments : 885
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

This member hasn't filled in the description.

KurouTenshi's page activity

Visits<b>MaryssaJean</b> - the 03/17/2014 at 7:06pm<b>Gokushivum</b> - the 03/10/2014 at 7:59pm<b>Kitty19</b> - the 03/10/2014 at 1:40am<b>warsun</b> - the 03/09/2014 at 9:48pm<b>_taylorr_baee_</b> - the 03/07/2014 at 11:48pm<b>levodkamartini</b> - the 03/02/2014 at 10:47am<b>AnnDarnell</b> - the 02/26/2014 at 3:17pm<b>swampbaby985</b> - the 02/11/2014 at 8:44am<b>bobbyguy</b> - the 02/02/2014 at 6:23pm<b>TheUnknown</b> - the 02/01/2014 at 8:14am<b>Ayoomoofie</b> - the 01/29/2014 at 8:56am<b>MassiveBerry</b> - the 01/25/2014 at 7:54pm<b>Katiekhalifa</b> - the 01/22/2014 at 12:48am<b>psylvr</b> - the 01/11/2014 at 12:05am<b>AlwaysWatching</b> - the 01/03/2014 at 9:04am<b>jcmccarthy</b> - the 12/31/2013 at 9:59pm<b>Ohthatsnasty</b> - the 12/28/2013 at 7:50pm<b>Ohotsk</b> - the 12/28/2013 at 6:29pm

KurouTenshi's FML badges

How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/

KurouTenshi's favorite FMLs

Today, it's my sixteenth birthday and my mom promised me she'd buy me a car. She came home with a toy lego car. FML


I agree, your life sucks (23722) - you deserved it (19850)

On 02/12/2010 at 2:24pm - misc - by RaceCar (man) - United States (Alabama)

Today, when setting up for a rehearsal, my eldest teacher was standing next to me. My music teacher announces that it will be a tight fit and hard for everyone to fit in the area. The old teacher next to me leans over and whispers, "I'd like to fit in your tight area." FML


I agree, your life sucks (31574) - you deserved it (2647)

On 02/12/2010 at 12:13am - intimacy - by pinky (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I woke up to the sound of someone having sex in the room next to me. I don't have a roommate. Turns out my mom thought I was out of town and used her extra key to bring a guy over for sex. FML


I agree, your life sucks (24271) - you deserved it (2193)

On 02/11/2010 at 2:40pm - intimacy - by yourstruly - United States (Georgia)

Today, my dad got a hard-on looking at my best friend. He asked me how my NutriSystem diet was going. He was looking at my friend's boobs when he asked me. FML


I agree, your life sucks (22862) - you deserved it (2324)

On 02/10/2010 at 7:23am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

C comme Line's illustrated FML

The Artist's interview

All illustrated FMLs

FML's blog

  • Céline's illustrated FML
  • Hi gang! It’s a day of national pride over near the FML offices. There's a time for everything, and even if the desire to piss about to release the tension is huge, we mustn’t forget that we can…

Friday 27 November 2015

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: