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Today, it's my sixteenth birthday and my mom promised me she'd buy me a car. She came home with a toy lego car. FML


I agree, your life sucks (23835) - you deserved it (19881)

On 02/12/2010 at 2:24pm - misc - by RaceCar (man) - United States (Alabama)

Today, when setting up for a rehearsal, my eldest teacher was standing next to me. My music teacher announces that it will be a tight fit and hard for everyone to fit in the area. The old teacher next to me leans over and whispers, "I'd like to fit in your tight area." FML


I agree, your life sucks (31907) - you deserved it (2672)

On 02/12/2010 at 12:13am - intimacy - by pinky (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I woke up to the sound of someone having sex in the room next to me. I don't have a roommate. Turns out my mom thought I was out of town and used her extra key to bring a guy over for sex. FML


I agree, your life sucks (24701) - you deserved it (2222)

On 02/11/2010 at 2:40pm - intimacy - by yourstruly - United States (Georgia)

Today, my dad got a hard-on looking at my best friend. He asked me how my NutriSystem diet was going. He was looking at my friend's boobs when he asked me. FML


I agree, your life sucks (23253) - you deserved it (2359)

On 02/10/2010 at 7:23am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

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