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Kulawend
  • Town/Country : Fayetteville, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 8 December 1986 (27 years)
  • Number of visits : 4728
  • Number of comments : 5
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Kulawend : Yo! I am a soldier currently in Kuwait about to come home. I love music and playing guitar. About to get divorced from a cheating whore that I loved with all my heart. Anything else, have some balls to talk to me. Later!

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Today, my cat, who is very 'don't-ever-touch-me', jumped up next to me as if she wanted to be stroked. In reality, she wanted to share a hellish fart. I need a new cat. FML

#4464
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I agree, your life sucks (14660) - you deserved it (3716)

On 02/01/2009 at 3:55am - animals - by pretty princess - United States (Georgia)

Today, I drunkenly buried my girlfriend's recently deceased cat. Later she asked to see it and came back inside crying. It turns out I didn't bury it completely and its two back legs were poking out of the dirt. FML

#3882
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6164) - you deserved it (36051)

On 01/30/2009 at 7:49pm - animals - by jf29 - United States (Ohio)

Today, I tried to suck my own penis. Autofellatio. My mother walked in on me and I flipped backwards off the bed. ER and 10 stiches above my eyebrow later, I asked her not to ever bring it up again. FML

#2696
171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14817) - you deserved it (65962)

On 01/26/2009 at 4:09pm - intimacy - by Boredom - United States

Today, I wanted to wake up my sweetheart with a surprise blowjob. He surprised me as well with a knee to the stomach. FML

#469
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26707) - you deserved it (7263)

On 12/08/2008 at 7:05am - intimacy - by Soline - Sent from mobile version



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