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Kulawend

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 8 December 1986 (29 years old)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 5315
  • Number of comments : 5
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Kulawend : Yo! I am a soldier currently in Kuwait about to come home. I love music and playing guitar. About to get divorced from a cheating whore that I loved with all my heart. Anything else, have some balls to talk to me. Later!

Kulawend's page activity

Visits<b>TheGreastest</b> - the 09/25/2016 at 11:06pm<b>Boomi</b> - the 09/12/2016 at 11:37pm<b>leJar</b> - the 05/07/2016 at 8:03am<b>yuno_gasai</b> - the 01/15/2016 at 6:22am<b>redneck4513</b> - the 11/28/2015 at 9:19am<b>Aukrenchi</b> - the 11/09/2015 at 5:32am<b>lordflvko</b> - the 03/18/2015 at 7:15am<b>stephaniewlntwsk</b> - the 08/30/2014 at 1:30pm<b>willfarquhar96</b> - the 07/28/2014 at 5:07am<b>swiftecho</b> - the 06/22/2013 at 1:39am<b>heytherexo</b> - the 04/24/2009 at 9:34pm<b>jlb003</b> - the 03/11/2009 at 7:51pm<b>holynemesis1208</b> - the 03/01/2009 at 3:06pm

Fucked!<b>TheGreastest</b> - the 09/26/2016 at 5:06am<b>Boomi</b> - the 09/13/2016 at 5:37am<b>redneck4513</b> - the 11/28/2015 at 3:19pm<b>lordflvko</b> - the 03/18/2015 at 12:15pm

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How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/

Kulawend's favorite FMLs

Today, my cat, who is very 'don't-ever-touch-me', jumped up next to me as if she wanted to be stroked. In reality, she wanted to share a hellish fart. I need a new cat. FML

by pretty princess / 02/01/2009 at 3:55am / United States (Georgia) / Animals

Today, I drunkenly buried my girlfriend's recently deceased cat. Later she asked to see it and came back inside crying. It turns out I didn't bury it completely and its two back legs were poking out of the dirt. FML

by jf29 / 01/30/2009 at 7:49pm / United States (Ohio) / Animals

Today, I tried to suck my own penis. Autofellatio. My mother walked in on me and I flipped backwards off the bed. ER and 10 stiches above my eyebrow later, I asked her not to ever bring it up again. FML

by Boredom / 01/26/2009 at 4:09pm / United States / Intimacy

Today, I wanted to wake up my sweetheart with a surprise blowjob. He surprised me as well with a knee to the stomach. FML

by Soline / 12/08/2008 at 7:05am / Intimacy