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Kuhu1993
  • Town/Country : Delhi, India
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 11 May 1993 (20 years)
  • Number of visits : 538
  • Number of comments : 52
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 16 posted

About Kuhu1993 : Well nothing much to say here except FML is a new addiction.
There's nothing much to know about me. Well, maybe just a few things :D --> I'm a So you think you can dance fan even though i can't dance :P , I love Modern family and The big bang theory. I'm not much into sports and am currently studying in Delhi.
If you want to know more then feel free to message me :)

If you're on twitter then follow me : @arushi115
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Today, I found out that I'm working on Christmas Eve, Christmas Day, New Year's Eve and New Year's Day. I'm spending my favourite time of the year working for $8.70 an hour. At McDonald's. FML

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253 comments

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On 12/12/2011 at 9:15pm - work - by myjobsucks - Australia (Victoria)

Today, someone came over and told my mother, "I'm your son's friend Morris, I need to get something out of his car", so she gave him the keys. I have no friend called Morris, and now I don't have a sound system either. FML

#17266001
155 comments

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On 07/26/2011 at 9:35am - misc - by ceetee - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I put lemon juice in my hair as a cheap and easy way to get highlights. I left it in my hair and I laid out in the backyard to get some sun. The sunshine wasn't the only thing that found me; it seems every bug in the neighborhood is now hiding in my hair. FML

#16580988
271 comments

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On 06/09/2011 at 4:32pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (New Mexico)

Today, I performed in my school's choir concert. The girl next to me started to pass out, and I grabbed her so she wouldn't hit her head. After we were done performing and the curtains closed, my choir teacher dragged me off stage and said I was getting an F for "creating a distraction". FML

#15368497
98 comments

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On 03/18/2011 at 3:08pm - misc - by musicmaniac13 (woman) - France

Today, while studying in India, I was peacefully journaling, reflecting and enjoying the beautiful landscape. And then a monkey threw its poo at me. FML

#7160952
77 comments

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On 01/05/2010 at 7:49am - misc - by Anonymous - India (Madhya Pradesh)

Today, my husband stabbed me with his unusually long nasty toes nails in the leg while he slept. It took 3 stitches to fix it up, my husband and doctor laughed the entire time. He still refuses to cut them. FML

#6578474
111 comments

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On 12/03/2009 at 12:59am - health - by ewww (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I asked my father for some help paying my college tuition. He told me he'd help me after I become more accredited than he is. My father has 2 PHDs. I'm studying to be an elementary school teacher. FML

#6255199
59 comments

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On 11/11/2009 at 7:47am - misc - by Stupidteach (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was waiting at home for a phone call. While I was in the bathroom, the phone rang. I quickly stopped my business and ran out of the bathroom with my pants by my ankles. I leaped over the couch, tripping and then stubbing my toe while hopping to the phone. It was a telemarketer. FML

#6211440
58 comments

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On 11/08/2009 at 12:50pm - misc - by lauren_rox (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting a bit steamy. After a few minutes, he jumps up and runs over to the closet and puts on a long brown jacket putting the hood over to his eyes. He looks me in the eyes and says 'I am Obi Wan Kenobi and I'm going to slay you with my light saber'. FML

#4223881
221 comments

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On 08/02/2009 at 3:17am - misc - by dam01 (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, my son decided to come out of the closet by wearing a shirt that said "Mom, I'm gay" to the family reunion. FML

#4034101
337 comments

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On 07/25/2009 at 5:14pm - kids - by Mom (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I was taking a nap. Apparently, my two year old daughter decided to crawl on top of the covers on my bed because she was scared since there was a thunder storm. I thought she was one of our cats so I kicked her off. She hit the wall. FML

#2532710
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On 06/02/2009 at 2:03pm - animals - by fmlfmlfml (woman) - United States (California)



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