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KrystleLynn
  • Town/Country : Warwick, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 19 September 1990 (21 years)
  • Number of visits : 4949
  • Number of comments : 27
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, I was ecstatic after spending the night with my longtime crush, when he told me he felt something. I poured my heart and soul out to him, confessing my love for him too. Unfortunately, he was referring to a lump in my left breast, which I now need to get checked out. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22243) - you deserved it (2565)

On 01/24/2010 at 1:12pm - health - by LadyLump (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I used the bathroom that the high school shares with elementary kids. As I was pulling my pants down, my phone fell out of my pocket into the other stall. As I was reaching for it, the little girl in the other stall took it and ran away. FML

#6666980 (99)

I agree, your life sucks (24612) - you deserved it (2899)

On 12/08/2009 at 5:02pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I went onto the treadmill at my gym. When it prompted me to enter my age I put 27. I'm 29 and am lying about my age to a workout machine. FML

#6418903 (101)

I agree, your life sucks (5478) - you deserved it (23019)

On 11/23/2009 at 4:54am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, my friends created a fake Facebook profile of a girl, and asked me to be in a relationship. Even my friends think I can't get a real girlfriend, and need a fake one to feel better. FML

#6116492 (41)

I agree, your life sucks (20660) - you deserved it (2878)

On 11/02/2009 at 7:41am - misc - by chocolaterabbit - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I discovered that just because I get unwanted erections on an hourly basis throughout the day, it doesn't mean that I can get required erections in the night. FML

#6065212 (35)

I agree, your life sucks (11490) - you deserved it (1298)

On 10/30/2009 at 12:17am - intimacy - by frustrated (man) - Australia (South Australia)

Today, I went to the doctors and was told I would need an inhaler. My mom came back from the pharmacy and told me the copay of $35 dollars was way too expensive, so she is making me use my cat's old inhaler. My mom values my cat's ability to breathe more then my own. FML

#5627700 (86)

I agree, your life sucks (27636) - you deserved it (1399)

On 10/03/2009 at 7:17pm - misc - by juliasaman - United States (Washington)

Today, I was driving to work when a state trooper rammed into my car from behind, because he was on the cell phone and not paying attention. He gave me a ticket for "Failure to control speed to avoid a crash." FML

#4840344 (324)

I agree, your life sucks (63802) - you deserved it (2212)

On 08/26/2009 at 5:36pm - misc - by rammedbehind (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I was talking to my parents about feeling insecure with my "beach body" as Spring Break keeps getting closer and closer. My dad warned me by saying, "Don't wear a gray swimsuit. People will try to roll you back into the ocean". FML

#38789 (109)

I agree, your life sucks (37712) - you deserved it (5928)

On 02/13/2009 at 7:15pm - misc - by Shamu (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I won $5000 dollars from a lottery ticket and tried giving the man next to me a high five. He had no hands. FML

#1702 (82)

I agree, your life sucks (19725) - you deserved it (6527)

On 01/19/2009 at 5:26am - money - by Noname - Canada (Alberta)