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Krushyx

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 25 December 1992 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 83
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

About Krushyx : I like puppies. Forever alone

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Today, my step-brother had some serious bowel distress and rushed to the bathroom. Because he forgot to quit his group chat with his buddies, I quickly found out that the reason he's so over-protective, and hostile to my male friends, is because he wants to get into my pants. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25300) - you deserved it (1898)

On 09/23/2012 at 12:50pm - misc - by creepedasfuck (woman) - United States (Maine)

Today, I went to the mall and had to parallel park. It took me 10 to 12 minutes of maneuvering before I got into the slot. When I turned off the car and got out, there were 8 people laughing hysterically and clapping for me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22001) - you deserved it (41970)

On 07/13/2009 at 1:14am - misc - by greek_dancer (woman) - United States



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