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Kruitdamp

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  • Title : Mister
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  • Number of visits : 1197
  • Number of comments : 237
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About Kruitdamp : FML always create a smile on my face....although i feel some sympathy for some FML'ers....

My profile picture is the wizard of Thunderdome. This was a great festival within the gabberhouse culture. Visit the website to get an impression. http://www.thunderdome.com.
Thunderdome is NOT, i repeat, NOT for racists or nazi's. I HATE nazi's!!! (FYI i really don't look like the people on the pictures, i just really like the music):P

The colours are as you can see, red, green and black. Those are the colours of my favorite football team. NEC Nijmegen!

Gabberhouse isnt the only music i like. My favourite bands/artist:
- Coldplay
- RHCP
- Bruce Springsteen
- Muse
- Dr Dre
- Beatles
- Queen
- Boudewijn de Groot
- Frank Boeijen

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Kruitdamp's favorite FMLs

Today, I saw my ex husband walking with his very beautiful, very pregnant wife. We divorced 7 months ago because he told me he was gay. FML

#20655918
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (71156) - you deserved it (5053)

On 05/11/2013 at 9:32am - misc - by stephscort - United States (Connecticut)

Today, my stalker ex girlfriend turned up at my wedding, uninvited, wearing a wedding dress. FML

#20655660
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (88790) - you deserved it (5628)

On 05/11/2013 at 2:25am - love - by tdrtnlz - United Kingdom (Warwickshire)

Today, I found out that my wife is having an affair with the same guy my ex-wife left me for. FML

#20645479
210 comments

I agree, your life sucks (89915) - you deserved it (5643)

On 05/06/2013 at 2:13pm - love - by Anonymous - Ireland (Donegal)

Today, I babysat a 4-year-old child for my neighbor. It seems he had diarrhea. The evidence of this is in his pants, down his leg, on the couch, on the bathroom floor, smeared on my wall, and in the shape of a brown handprint on my shirt. FML

#20643431
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51354) - you deserved it (3845)

On 05/05/2013 at 4:49pm - kids - by Aunjy - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I babysat a 4-year-old child for my neighbor. It seems he had diarrhea. The evidence of this is in his pants, down his leg, on the couch, on the bathroom floor, smeared on my wall, and in the shape of a brown handprint on my shirt. FML

#20643431
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51354) - you deserved it (3845)

On 05/05/2013 at 4:49pm - kids - by Aunjy - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my dad called me a "deadbeat loser" after I came back from my first day of voluntary rehab for my meth problem. He's never had a job in his life and sits on the sofa all day, smoking weed and playing video games, all on my mom's salary. FML

#20642863
178 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54664) - you deserved it (7861)

On 05/05/2013 at 11:53am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I met my new roommate. She has a life-size cardboard cutout of Justin Bieber in her room, which I've seen her having actual conversations with twice already. I have to share a bedroom with this psycho. FML

#20640984
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51825) - you deserved it (4297)

On 05/04/2013 at 1:46pm - misc - by immovingout (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was out with my grandma when a pair of very shady guys approached us in the street, hands in their pockets. Without breaking stride, she pulled a knife out of her handbag and told them they'd better keep walking. They did. What the fuck, gran? FML

#20640901
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50150) - you deserved it (7079)

On 05/04/2013 at 1:05pm - misc - by emasculated 10000% (man) - Sweden (Kronobergs Lan)

Today, I was out with my grandma when a pair of very shady guys approached us in the street, hands in their pockets. Without breaking stride, she pulled a knife out of her handbag and told them they'd better keep walking. They did. What the fuck, gran? FML

#20640901
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50150) - you deserved it (7079)

On 05/04/2013 at 1:05pm - misc - by emasculated 10000% (man) - Sweden (Kronobergs Lan)

Today, I had to share my room with my cousin while she stayed over. I let her take my bed while I slept on the floor. Not only do my back and neck hurt, but I had to clean vomit out of my hair. Apparently, she "wasn't feeling well" last night. FML

#20640612
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48666) - you deserved it (4219)

On 05/04/2013 at 9:32am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I walked into the living room to find my 11-year-old daughter about to kiss her "not my boyfriend" on the lips. When I asked what she thought she was doing, she peeled a piece of scotch tape off her lips and said, "It's okay! We're using protection." FML

#20640565
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (67328) - you deserved it (9924)

On 05/04/2013 at 8:51am - kids - by wtfmama (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I caught my 14-year-old daughter stealing alcohol from me. After berating her for half-an-hour I finally said, "At least you're not doing drugs." She gave me a guilty smile and sheepishly said, "At least I'm not a prostitute?" FML

#20640404
236 comments

I agree, your life sucks (63960) - you deserved it (14062)

On 05/04/2013 at 3:22am - kids - by prostitott -

Today, I overheard my boyfriend admitting that he's only dating me because having me around "sucks a bit less than fucking my own hand". FML

#20639297
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50425) - you deserved it (4862)

On 05/03/2013 at 5:00pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Germany

Today, I gave a big presentation to my class. It included PowerPoint slides and video clips of the country I'd been researching. Another student did a presentation on the same country, except he just read from its Wikipedia page. He practically got a standing ovation. I got a single clap. FML

#20638884
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43097) - you deserved it (3318)

On 05/03/2013 at 12:38pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Maryland)

Today, my boss fired me for acting "inappropriately" at work. I gave him a hug. He's my dad. FML

#20638777
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (65066) - you deserved it (7906)

On 05/03/2013 at 11:00am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States



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