About Kritafication : Blah, Blah, Blah. I'm Kathlyn Alice, barley legal. Don't ask about religious crap, in the words of Meg Whitman "Thats Bologna!" (taken out of context of course). I'm (sadly) a resident of Los Angeles, California along with my husband Jack♥ I'm an unpublished writer, a tad diffident, ambidextrous, a Virgo, analytical, and tired of writing junk that most likely none will read, so farewell.
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by lonelynessinCA / 03/14/2011 at 2:31pm / United States (New Hampshire) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 03/14/2011 at 1:22pm / United States (Florida) / Love
by Spooked / 03/06/2011 at 2:38pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Kids
Today, someone in my class wrote "Erase me if you can!" at the very top of the board, as I am always tormented about how short I am compared to everyone else. No matter how hard I tried, I couldn't reach it. I'm the teacher. FML
by Petitprof / 11/12/2010 at 1:23pm / France (Provence-Alpes-Cote d'Azur) / Miscellaneous
Today, on the train, I was sitting next to a cute girl I didn't know. She fell asleep on my lap by accident and I just let her for the whole train ride. This is the closest I've ever been with a woman. FML
by comfylap / 05/28/2010 at 7:30pm / United States (California) / Love
Today, I got excited when my phone vibrated cause I thought someone actually wanted to talk to me. When I grabbed my phone I realized my mind played a trick on me and I only thought it vibrated. I'm so lonely I subconsciously trick myself into thinking I have friends. FML
by someone72 / 03/22/2010 at 7:20pm / United States (Georgia) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 08/06/2009 at 7:11am / United States (California) / Animals
by jadakorn / 07/11/2009 at 9:48am / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
by shandrith / 07/03/2009 at 10:16am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was at the park when I saw a homeless man sleeping on a bench. I thought it would be funny to throw a small rock at him. He thought it would be funny to pull out his knife and chase me for six blocks. FML
by I_Am_The_Edge / 06/11/2009 at 12:06pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by a / 05/21/2009 at 3:18pm / United Kingdom (Hertford) / Intimacy
Today, I was at a professional hockey game. I wasn't paying attention and a puck was shot into the stands and hit me in the face. My mouth was bleeding and I lost two teeth. As I was trying to cough up my teeth the old man next to me shoved me over and stole the puck. Everyone cheered. FML
by thisblows / 04/11/2009 at 4:42pm / United States (North Carolina) / Miscellaneous
Today, I got in my car. When I sat down, I realized a cat had got in the back seat. The cat startled me so I jumped out and slammed the door. Locking myself out. I watched the cat scratch my seats up for an hour. I'm highly allergic to cats. I can't get in my own car without breaking out in hives. FML
by Anonymous / 04/03/2009 at 1:23am / Canada (British Columbia) / Love
Today, I came home to find a sock I previously used to whack off on my bed with googly eyes and a mouth drawn on it with a note that read "Because you can't find a real girl, I made your current one prettier, Love Mom." FML
by Anonymous / 04/02/2009 at 1:13am / United States (Oregon) / Intimacy
- 1Today, my neighbor's 4-year-old daughter came up to me and asked if she could have my dog. When I… 2Today, after working for Uber for a few weeks I realized that my driver rating was dropping. After… 3Today, I moved three hours away from my boyfriend for college. Even though he got accepted to the…