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Kritafication
  • Town/Country : Los Angeles
  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Friday 28 August 1992 (21 years)
  • Number of visits : 543
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About Kritafication : Blah, Blah, Blah. I'm Kathlyn Alice, barley legal. Don't ask about religious crap, in the words of Meg Whitman "Thats Bologna!" (taken out of context of course). I'm (sadly) a resident of Los Angeles, California along with my husband Jack♥ I'm an unpublished writer, a tad diffident, ambidextrous, a Virgo, analytical, and tired of writing junk that most likely none will read, so farewell.

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Today, I was so lonely that I pretended I wanted to buy something from a telemarketer so that they would keep talking to me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29591) - you deserved it (8529)

On 03/14/2011 at 2:31pm - misc - by lonelynessinCA (woman) - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by way of making me an account on an online dating site. He then emailed me the account information and left. FML

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On 03/14/2011 at 1:22pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, I discovered that the demonic voice that made me nearly piss myself all night, was my sister's Furby she stuck in the closet. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31365) - you deserved it (5399)

On 03/06/2011 at 2:38pm - misc - by Spooked (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)



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